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Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

06/26/2012 10:19:50 AM · #14426

Message edited by author 2012-07-24 16:08:54.

06/26/2012 10:23:22 AM · #14427

clearly you guys need a touch the truck event or something similarly intellectual.

06/26/2012 10:26:35 AM · #14428

No, everyone just needs to realize that Spork wins and leave it at that.

06/26/2012 10:58:52 AM · #14429

is spork entitled? no, spork must earn it. work spork, work spork.

06/26/2012 11:18:45 AM · #14430

See Spork lose. Lose spork lose.

06/26/2012 11:30:34 AM · #14431

Spork wins...again.

06/26/2012 11:36:28 AM · #14432

well your bucket's got a hole in it

cowboy221977

Canon EF-S 10-22mm f/3.5-4.5 USM

06/26/2012 11:37:56 AM · #14433

spork loses again

06/26/2012 01:13:07 PM · #14434

A hole in my bucket?

Awwww F*%$ it.

Spork wins

06/26/2012 01:18:00 PM · #14435

Spork is now the 1st loser.

06/26/2012 02:12:48 PM · #14436

Winner

06/26/2012 02:42:38 PM · #14437

Not

06/26/2012 03:05:59 PM · #14438

Heâ��s got a car bomb. He puts the key in the ignition and turns it â�� the car blows up. He gets
out. He opens the hood and makes a cursory inspection. He closes the hood and gets back
in. He turns the key in the ignition. The car blows up. He gets out and slams the door shut
disgustedly. He kicks the tire. He takes off his jacket and shimmies under the chassis. He
pokes around. He slides back out and wipes the grease off his shirt. He puts his jacket back
on. He gets in. He turns the key in the ignition. The car blows up, sending debris into the air
and shattering windows for blocks. He gets out and says, Damn it! He calls a tow truck. He
gives them his AAA membership number. They tow the car to an Exxon station. The
mechanic gets in and turns the key in the ignition. The car explodes, demolishing the gas
pumps, the red-and-blue Exxon logo high atop its pole bursting like a balloon on a string.
The mechanic steps out. You got a car bomb, he says. The man rolls his eyes. I know that, he
says.
from My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist, by Mark Leyner

06/26/2012 03:48:28 PM · #14439

Now Spork knows what's wrong with his car.

06/26/2012 03:55:12 PM · #14440

Spork turns key. Spork goes boom. Spork is no more.

06/26/2012 04:44:51 PM · #14441

Spork let Art Drive.

06/26/2012 05:15:29 PM · #14442

Art ran over Spork

deeby

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

06/26/2012 05:46:12 PM · #14443

Message edited by author 2012-07-24 16:09:13.

cowboy221977

Canon EF-S 10-22mm f/3.5-4.5 USM

06/26/2012 06:07:15 PM · #14444

help is here

06/26/2012 06:17:06 PM · #14445

We don't need help. We are not invalids.

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L II

06/26/2012 06:25:43 PM · #14446

mark is seeking validation. he does not want to be dq'd.

bergiekat

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

06/26/2012 07:20:55 PM · #14447

But, will Mark drive to DQ?
Get me a dilly bar! :P

06/26/2012 07:46:21 PM · #14448

Blizzards on me for the next 23 seconds.

06/26/2012 07:51:14 PM · #14449

it's a heat wave, no blizzards until winter.