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09/18/2014 04:05:05 PM · #26101 |
Spork has watched all of you flail about like fish out of water.
What you fail to realize is that despite your belief that you can win...you cannot.
because Spork wins. |
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09/18/2014 04:28:48 PM · #26102 |
The problem with a "spork" is that
it's neither fork nor spoon:
it's a birdless tree, a handless glove,
a month without a moon.
A spork may wish that it could win,
but that could no more happen
than all the monks agree on what's
the sound of one hand clappin'.
Meanwhile, back in the thread, the Bear
is lounging upon his spire.
He's up there all alone; he's won
the frickin' game entire!
Message edited by author 2014-09-18 17:34:11. |
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09/18/2014 10:10:59 PM · #26103 |
Fuzzy wuzzy was a Bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Spork wins.
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09/18/2014 11:33:11 PM · #26104 |
| Spork CERTAINLY wins the "lame retort" sprint and the "failure of imagination" derby, I'll give him that, but I'm still parked on top of him here and eating with real utensils. Chopsticks, anyone? |
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09/19/2014 06:58:44 AM · #26105 |
Spork wins |
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09/20/2014 04:42:43 PM · #26106 |
Fish out of water does explain evolution a bit.
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09/21/2014 06:34:34 AM · #26107 |
I think its safe to say
Spork wins |
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09/21/2014 12:47:45 PM · #26108 |
I think it's time to quell a misconception:
I'm not a bear at all, and that's the truth.
I'm music FOR the bears, a pleasing notion
to calm the savage breast: no more, no less.
And therefore, all these rude cartoons don't touch me.
I live in my own skin, no mangy pelt,
and whistle as I work, despite that I
can't HEAR the whistle, or the music either
as well as bears (my audience) can do.
So there you have it, friends: I'm no crude beast.
In fact, I think of most of YOU as bears
in all your tiny sporkiness, and play
for you from my high mountain peak as I
breathe the rare air of TOTAL VICTORY!
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09/21/2014 02:01:32 PM · #26109 |
Spork agrees.
Spork wins.
Willy nilly silly old bear.
Originally posted by Tiny:
I think its safe to say
Spork wins |
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09/22/2014 11:18:11 AM · #26110 |
but dahlink, i prefer sequins.
and when i sequins, i always find them. |
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09/22/2014 12:15:13 PM · #26111 |
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09/22/2014 12:29:53 PM · #26112 |
Gahd is dead.
Spork is eternal.
Spork wins.
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09/22/2014 01:09:37 PM · #26113 |
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09/23/2014 12:42:49 PM · #26114 |
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09/23/2014 01:19:21 PM · #26115 |
The essence of a "spork" is that
he totally can't help but
repeat himself (repeat himself)
like some benighted wingnut,
as if the act of doing so
were WORTH the damned repeating.
The rest of us, of course, just view
Spork's stuff as "sorta-cheating".
So, lift a glass in praise of those
who TRY to be amusing,
or (failing that) still manage to
be totally confusing.
Case in point: the bear that sits
smugly atop his mountain
spewing doggerel endlessly
like some semantic fountain.
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09/23/2014 01:24:08 PM · #26116 |
I may not be a poet,
(and my wife, she sure does know it!)
But i try and i try,
(and though you may decry)
i regularly transcend,
the mountain that i dread,
and here, on top, do show it. |
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09/23/2014 01:30:28 PM · #26117 |
Willy nilly silly old bear.
Huffing and puffing.
Using a hundred words to another's ten.
Spork wins again |
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09/23/2014 01:33:29 PM · #26118 |
can we get a mod to delete the comment placed before this one? ;)
Message edited by author 2014-09-23 13:33:41. |
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09/23/2014 01:37:17 PM · #26119 |
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09/23/2014 01:38:03 PM · #26120 |
Originally posted by RyanW:
can we get a mod to delete the comment placed before this one? ;) |
No way! |
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09/23/2014 01:42:58 PM · #26121 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by RyanW:
can we get a mod to delete the comment placed before this one? ;) |
No way! |
oh well, i guess there's no shortcuts to victory here... |
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09/23/2014 02:14:02 PM · #26122 |
The only victory is Spork's victory.
Spork wins |
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09/23/2014 03:23:45 PM · #26123 |
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09/23/2014 05:15:11 PM · #26124 |
Confucius once say " Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
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09/23/2014 05:53:49 PM · #26125 |
Confucius say "He's high on pot!" :
I say "He's standing on the crapper!"
The dreamers, dream. The doers, do.
The bravest turtle is the snapper.
He doesn't shrink into his shell
at the first sign of trouble, no:
he sticks his neck out and snaps HARD!
And that's the way we all should go.
So ask yourself, "Why's Adam's foot
planted in turds up to the ankle?
What was he seeking to ESCAPE
when he jumped up there?" That's GOT to rankle!
Message edited by author 2014-09-23 22:36:28. |
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