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03/03/2009 11:03:15 AM · #501
"Contrary to popular belief the quickest way to a mans heart is through the ribs with six inches of steel" -Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter
04/11/2010 03:37:12 PM · #502
"When you’re looking at truth versus gossip, truth doesn’t stand a chance."

-- Barbara Mikkelson
04/11/2010 03:52:42 PM · #503
"You see more sitting still than chasing after."

–Advice for aspiring writers by a consortium of contemporary novelists
04/11/2010 03:55:09 PM · #504
“The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.”

~Oscar Wilde
04/11/2010 04:08:14 PM · #505
When critics start to think
they're sharper than they are,
and seem at pains to sink
their pointed barbs too far,
I rise and spread my cheeks
to answer their critiques.


— Yours Truly :-)
04/11/2010 04:48:28 PM · #506
It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle. ----Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

Also check out my quote at the bottom of my post..
04/11/2010 07:14:09 PM · #507
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

When critics start to think
they're sharper than they are,
and seem at pains to sink
their pointed barbs too far,
I rise and spread my cheeks
to answer their critiques.


— Yours Truly :-)


ROFL! I'll definitely add this one to my list!
04/11/2010 07:29:55 PM · #508
If your kids have not lived up to your expectations, on their 18th birthday give them 2 gifts, breakfast and a suitcase.
04/11/2010 07:56:01 PM · #509
If your children haven't grown up by 30, it may take them a few more years.....Pat QN
04/11/2010 08:04:18 PM · #510
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-Bill Gates

(Lest we ever forget :) )
04/11/2010 08:08:14 PM · #511
Originally posted by eaglebeck:

If your kids have not lived up to your expectations, on their 18th birthday give them 2 gifts, breakfast and a suitcase.


My middle boy gets 3, breakfast, a suitcase, and a buss ticket..
04/13/2010 09:26:47 PM · #512
You did what you knew how to do; and when you knew better, you did better. --Maya Anjelou
04/13/2010 09:38:21 PM · #513
no pain, no pain. that's my motto.

why is abbreviated such a long word?

why do we pass the first couple of slices to get to the "good bread"?

-George Carlin
04/13/2010 09:57:26 PM · #514
I know the answere to "Is it Half empty or Half full?"; Answer is "It's mine", I fill it and I drink it! - yes I just said that.
04/13/2010 10:13:29 PM · #515
"A good life may be long enough, but a long life may not be good enough" ~unknown~
04/14/2010 08:44:13 AM · #516
How good is a 'good' is if it doesn't become better

- My Quote(TM)
09/06/2010 01:08:30 PM · #517
To bore someone to death needs lot of skills, ordinary mortals just test patience
09/06/2010 08:20:03 PM · #518
Never let a short attention span stand in the way of a big idea!
10/31/2011 04:52:42 PM · #519
"Life is just the dead on vacation."

-Tom Waits
09/07/2013 11:57:07 AM · #520
"YouTube is the clearinghouse for all of American stupidity."

-Jake Swearingen
09/07/2013 01:33:46 PM · #521
When your are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is only difficult for the others...

It is the same when you are stupid...
09/07/2013 01:47:07 PM · #522
friends help you move. real friends help you move bodies. - unknown
09/13/2013 07:55:26 PM · #523
Bumper Sticker:
   Politicians are like diapers;

you need to change them frequently,
and for the same reason.
09/13/2013 08:18:51 PM · #524
Originally posted by GeneralE:

Bumper Sticker:
   Politicians are like diapers;

you need to change them frequently,
and for the same reason.

which reminds me of the billboard of many years ago, glimpsed from the Thruway
in upstate New York (near the town of Henrietta) during election season:

"Henrietta needs a change"
with a visual of a little kid with diaper at half-mast.

Message edited by author 2013-09-13 20:19:37.
09/14/2013 09:32:53 AM · #525
Hyman Roth in the Godfather:

"This is the business we chose"
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