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12/16/2009 03:24:58 PM · #1 |
To All My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Conservative Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Van |
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12/17/2009 08:05:58 AM · #2 |
...Ya just had to bring Christmas into it didn't you... sheesh. :O)
Ray |
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12/17/2009 08:52:28 AM · #3 |
Originally posted by vtruan:
To All My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Conservative Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Van |
Love it! I am so gonna steal this and pass it off as my own.
Merry Christmas! |
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12/17/2009 09:23:39 AM · #4 |
great great wishes... i'm laughing alone in front of my desktop and my colleagues are asking why!
oh, I wish you too a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Yes, I am a practicing Catholic Christian... |
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12/17/2009 09:37:14 AM · #5 |
| Absolutely priceless!! Thank you for making my afternoon :) |
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12/17/2009 10:35:47 AM · #6 |
Excellent. I laughed out loud when I read the first part.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you also! |
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12/17/2009 02:22:22 PM · #7 |
Oooo jokes, I like jokes too. :)
But I won't post any because I might hurt someone's feelings.
Message edited by author 2009-12-17 14:45:24. |
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12/17/2009 04:08:54 PM · #8 |
Oh my goodness... my belly is aching now, but I have settled down enough to thank you for sharing that.
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