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 11/24/2009 03:06:24 PM · #26
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:


Politicans could have their hands in four other people's pockets at the same time.


HAHAHAHAHAHA
 11/24/2009 03:06:49 PM · #27
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I only want four arms if I get an extra penis.


HOLY SHIT, HAHAHAHAHAHA
 11/24/2009 03:12:12 PM · #28
What do you mean? I already have forearms!
 11/24/2009 04:08:54 PM · #29
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:
What do you mean? I already have forearms!


Which brings up a good question, would they be called eightarms instead of forearms?
11/24/2009 04:10:59 PM · #30
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:
What do you mean? I already have forearms!


Which brings up a good question, would they be called eightarms instead of forearms?


::groans::

:P
 11/24/2009 04:29:51 PM · #31
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:
What do you mean? I already have forearms!


Which brings up a good question, would they be called eightarms instead of forearms?


Then...To be eightwarned is to be eightarmed?
 11/24/2009 04:34:57 PM · #32
Popeye would need twice as much Spinach to build those muscles!!
 11/24/2009 04:35:55 PM · #33
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I only want four arms if I get an extra penis.


There is a fourskin joke somewhere in there.
 11/24/2009 04:36:45 PM · #34
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I only want four arms if I get an extra penis.


There is a fourskin joke somewhere in there.


Jews would have to be circumcised twice!!
 11/24/2009 06:18:48 PM · #35
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
I only want four arms if I get an extra penis.


There is a fourskin joke somewhere in there.


hahahaha
 11/24/2009 07:44:40 PM · #36
omg this thread is hilarious. I think nature is already starting its more-arms evolution
11/24/2009 08:07:55 PM · #37
Lets see:
It would make hand-stands easier
Talking on the phone while driving would become legal again in some states
I would finally be able to reach that spot on my back that itches.
Hell, I could put my pants and shirt on at the same time.
I wonder if women would be able to get ready quicker?
I think there would be more blocked field goals in football
But it may confuse the batter and pitcher when the ump calling a strike or ball
Would I be able to type faster?
No matter how many arms we have men would still not get up and change the TV channel (remote required)
How many does it take to change a light bulb wouldn't be a joke anymore
It would give some of use a reason to have two cameras with us at one time
I wonder which right had would I have to raise when the judge ask me to.
I guess when playing tennis there would be no backhands anymore
I guess I could clap in stereo
I could see no evil and speak no evil but would need one more monkey to hear no evil

Message edited by author 2009-11-24 20:09:57.
 11/24/2009 08:35:42 PM · #38
Originally posted by SDW:
Lets see:
It would make hand-stands easier
Talking on the phone while driving would become legal again in some states
I would finally be able to reach that spot on my back that itches.
Hell, I could put my pants and shirt on at the same time.
I wonder if women would be able to get ready quicker?
I think there would be more blocked field goals in football
But it may confuse the batter and pitcher when the ump calling a strike or ball
Would I be able to type faster?
No matter how many arms we have men would still not get up and change the TV channel (remote required)
How many does it take to change a light bulb wouldn't be a joke anymore
It would give some of use a reason to have two cameras with us at one time
I wonder which right had would I have to raise when the judge ask me to.
I guess when playing tennis there would be no backhands anymore
I guess I could clap in stereo
I could see no evil and speak no evil but would need one more monkey to hear no evil


LMAO, Scott just said he could clap in stereo.
11/24/2009 08:36:36 PM · #39
Using your cell phone while driving under 'hands free' laws would be obsolete :)
 11/24/2009 08:42:27 PM · #40
Maybe I could finally gain the upper hand.
 11/24/2009 08:43:56 PM · #41
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:
Maybe I could finally gain the upper hand.

yea, but finding out which one would be the problem :)
 11/24/2009 08:44:43 PM · #42
When taking your driving test at the DMV you would have to have your hands at 10-2, 4 and 8. haha
 11/24/2009 08:45:47 PM · #43
would they charge more for a manicure? You know they would!
 11/24/2009 08:46:37 PM · #44
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
When taking your driving test at the DMV you would have to have your hands at 10-2, 4 and 8. haha

Unless the tester was a good looking woman...but we want go there!!!
 11/24/2009 08:47:40 PM · #45
Would our wives be asking for more foreplay? hummmm....
 11/24/2009 08:51:48 PM · #46
I work construction, and immediately I found 3 negatives.
I would have 2 more thumbs to worry hitting with the damn hammer.
Work gloves would cost twice as much.
The boss would expect 2 times more work for the same pay.
Will think of moreâ€Â¦
 11/24/2009 08:58:28 PM · #47
Originally posted by alans_world:
I work construction, and immediately I found 3 negatives.
I would have 2 more thumbs to worry hitting with the damn hammer.
Work gloves would cost twice as much.
The boss would expect 2 times more work for the same pay.
Will think of moreâ€Â¦


But you could carry twice as much wood,
hold on to the ladder grab another nail, and hammer a nail in all at the same time
 11/24/2009 08:59:31 PM · #48
You could hold your fries, eat a burger, drive and text all at the same time.
 11/24/2009 09:01:35 PM · #49
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
Originally posted by alans_world:
I work construction, and immediately I found 3 negatives.
I would have 2 more thumbs to worry hitting with the damn hammer.
Work gloves would cost twice as much.
The boss would expect 2 times more work for the same pay.
Will think of moreâ€Â¦


But you could carry twice as much wood,
hold on to the ladder grab another nail, and hammer a nail in all at the same time

But if you did hit only one thumb, would hit only hurt half as much?
Just think you would be able to finally hang drywall from the celling without help.
 11/24/2009 09:02:47 PM · #50
Oh jeez, what couldn't I do with two sets of arms?!

Hold my man twice as tight (and that's all I'm saying);

Have one set of hands to cuddle each cat with at nighttime;

Wrap a horse's legs, front and back, simultaneously;

Carry in twice as much wood from the woodshed;

Ride in a double bridle with one set of reins per hand, make life a little easier;

Have a novel in one set, and a non-fiction book in the other;

and of course, most importantly,

Take twice as many shots with a 2nd camera, thus optimistically doubling my chances of ribboning! ;-)

Message edited by author 2009-11-24 21:04:31.
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