From twitter:
@Landailyn: Restoration Toolkit: OnOne Review //is.gd/3z6Yb Read & enter to win Genuine Fractals 6 Pro!
Basically, you read the blog post/review, and post a comment for a chance to win.
She specificaly asked for a comment explaining "how much you’d like Genuine Fractals 6 Professional! More than chocolate?"
That seemed like an invitation to have some fun with it, to I took some time to come up with my own funny (at least I hope so) comment, which is presently awaiting moderation -- so I'll post it here. I'd love to see if anyone else comes up with some funny ones (not meaning more top 10 -- just funny comments... for the sake of funny comments). Drawing is completely random, so apparently I won't get extra points for my entry. Oh, well. ;)
Top 10 Reasons I Like Genuine Fractals 6 Professional More Than Chocolate
10. Fractals remind me of cool pictures and graphs I studied in High School. Chocolate reminds me of how bad my complexion was in High School.
9. A fractal is defined by a fragmented geometric shape that can be split into parts, each of which is a smaller copy of the whole. If you split chocolate into smaller parts, you just get a gooey, sticky mess.
8. If you leave chocolate alone in your windows, it will melt. If you leave Genuine Fractals alone on your Windows(tm), your screen saver will come up.
7. Too much chocolate makes me break out in hives -- Too much Genuine Frac-- wait, you can never have too much Genuine Fractals!
6. Chocolate contains Cocoa Fat -- Genuine Fractals contains nothing but Pure Awesome.
5. Photoshop plugins are easier to clean up than chocolate plugins.
4. Chocolate comes in many confusing forms -- dark, milk, semisweet, bittersweet, couverture, white, cocoa and compound. Genuine Fractals just comes in "COOL."
3. Genuine Fractals doesn't make me fat.
2. You can use Genuine Fractals on a photograph of chocolate, but you can't use chocolate on a photograph of Genuine Fractals. At least not legally in 21 states.
And the Number One Reason I'd Like Genuine Fractals 6 Professional More Than Chocolate...
[ drumroll ]
1. Genuine Fractals - It melts images on your screen, not in your hand.
[ cue Paul and the band ]
Message edited by author 2009-09-22 20:55:28. |
