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 12/04/2002 08:27:34 PM · #1
This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. They have been arranged only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked,
Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!


12/04/2002 08:38:16 PM · #2
Thanks David -- I am forwarding this to my mom and my uncle right now!

Message edited by author 2002-12-04 20:38:40.
 12/04/2002 08:41:46 PM · #3
mmm....PIE
 12/04/2002 09:34:43 PM · #4
Oh my god! That is so funny!!!Me like pie. Pie is gooood. Pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. pie. Mmmmmmm pie. LOL.

Originally posted by Froober:
mmm....PIE

 12/04/2002 11:20:38 PM · #5
Hey David, looks like we are practically neighbors... welcome! good to have more fellow Texans around here!
 12/05/2002 01:24:38 AM · #6
"A zebra cannot change its spots." -- Al Gore
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." --Bob Dole
"I have many opinions -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." --George Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming our environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Quayle
"Facts are stupid things." -- Ronald Reagan

and my favorite:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on......shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, TN, Sept. 17, 2002.

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 12/05/2002 02:56:53 AM · #7
Outside of the killings, Washington, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Author: Mayor Marion Barry

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president
!!!!!

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
- Alan Minter, Boxer

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
- Barbara Boxer, Senator

We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
- Arab News report


And, last but not least, for those of you interested in making an extra buck:

Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.
- Arizona Republic

Message edited by author 2002-12-05 02:59:33.
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