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03/18/2009 11:57:50 AM · #1 |
A friend sent me this. Its funny stuff!
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers
in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but,
boy, are these funny!)
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together .
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
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03/18/2009 01:01:55 PM · #2 |
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03/18/2009 01:17:58 PM · #3 |
Originally posted by limerick:
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
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that' me! LOL |
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03/18/2009 01:37:37 PM · #4 |
This one is mine
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. |
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03/18/2009 03:29:12 PM · #5 |
When I was a TA in college the prof that I worked for wrote this on a students paper.
"Your work reminds me of an unattended fire hose" |
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03/18/2009 03:34:05 PM · #6 |
sent it ot my wife, a teacher, to share with the other teachers. ;-)
Message edited by author 2009-03-18 15:34:16. |
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03/18/2009 03:34:59 PM · #7 |
| I teach, and boy do I wish I could use some of these! =] |
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03/18/2009 03:52:11 PM · #8 |
I googled this content and got over 10 pages of hits, LOL. Seems to have been circulating like mad...
R.
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