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12/11/2008 02:23:41 PM · #1 |
BEST CHRISTMAS COOKIE RECIPE
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle crown royal
-sample the crown royal to check quality
-take a large bowl, check the crown royal again,to be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink.
-turn on the electric mixer....beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
-add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.
-at this point it's best to make sure the crown royal is still ok, try another cup...just in case.
-turn off the mixer thingy.
-break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
-pick the frigging fruit off floor..
-mix on the turner
-if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver
-sample the crown royal to check for tonsisticity.
-next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something...who giveshz a sheet.
-check the crown royal
-now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
-add one table
-add a spoon of ar, or somefink...whatever you can find.
-greash the oven
-turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
-don't forget to beat off the turner
-finally, throw the bowl through the window.
-finish the bottle of crown royal.
-make sure to put the oven in the dishwasher.
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12/11/2008 02:39:24 PM · #2 |
LOL, nice! My favorite lines: "Now shift the lemon juice & strain your nuts", "Don't forget to beat off the turner" (how could you ever forget that!) :P haha
Thanks for posting, made me laugh!! May have to try that recipe tonight! |
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12/11/2008 04:41:06 PM · #3 |
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12/11/2008 06:42:29 PM · #4 |
| My turner will be forever grateful for that advice. |
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