A duck walks into a bar and sits on the counter and says:
"Have you got any bread?"
With this the barman looked stunned at the talking duck and said:
"Ahem. No"
The duck looked satisfied with this answer and then looked at the shelves
and drinks on them, again he turned to the barman and asked:
"Have you got any bread?"
The barman, still quite stunned looked at the duck and said:
"No, This is a bar, there's a bakery three doors down, we have no bread here!"
The duck looked satisfied with this answer and then looked around again, saying:
"You must have bread, Have a look outside the back, there must be SOME bread around somewhere!"
The barman getting decidedly pissed off, says:
"For fuck sake duck, WE HAVE NO BREAD!!"
The duck looked stunned at the answer, and then asked again:
"HAVE YOU GOT ANY BREAD"
"FUCK OFF"
"I JUST WANT SOME BREAD"
"I TOLD YOU...."
"HAVE YOU GOT ANY BREAD?"
"LISTEN.....DUCK.....IF YOU ASK ME FOR BREAD ONCE MORE I'M GONNA NAIL YOUR
FUCKIN BEAK TO THE COUNTER!!!!"
The duck, looks at the barman stunned and asks:
"Have you got any nails?"
The barman says:
"NO"
The duck pauses, then asks:
"Have you got any bread?"
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