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 07/14/2008 03:14:33 PM · #51
Originally posted by Melethia:
I think that last suggestion was meant to be one of those subliminal type things, yes?


I am deeply offended. As a true artist, I never manipulate my audience.

You've got the box. There's deep, rich, dark chocolate in it. It's already got an address on it, and postage, so easy just to slip into any participating mailbox. But what you do next is completely up to you. The audience is always right.
 07/14/2008 03:24:20 PM · #52
The Posthumous Ode to an Absent Box of Chocolates

Trees falls in forests
and no one hears a
cry for help.

There is no help, no sense
in making cries that
no one hears.

A frail insanity fades
where there was a tree.

I wake alone in the presence of absence
looking out over an expanse of linen
unoccupied, unruffled and unused.

From that empty, white savanna
no messages return.

I write to the absent presence that cannot speak.

I write to you to freeze some melting messages, and maybe:

To invoke response from the Arctic waste
of that unoccupied expanse.

To make shape from the endless plain.

To justify perceiving form and speaking to the void.

I write as catharsis.

I write as calling out
to the absence I feel;

to betray some real evidence
of this madness, but

even confronted with a written page,
madness still refutes the diagnosis.

You have an envelope, look,
and a postage stamp.

You know the address but your sensible authority
will put a stop to this gauntlet of challenges
to make madness manifest through action,

before there is confirmation
in the unbearable levity

of doing the deed.

07/14/2008 06:29:50 PM · #53
Originally posted by raish:
The Posthumous Ode to an Absent Box of Chocolates

Trees falls in forests
and no one hears a
cry for help.

There is no help, no sense
in making cries that
no one hears.

A frail insanity fades
where there was a tree.

I wake alone in the presence of absence
looking out over an expanse of linen
unoccupied, unruffled and unused.

From that empty, white savanna
no messages return.

I write to the absent presence that cannot speak.

I write to you to freeze some melting messages, and maybe:

To invoke response from the Arctic waste
of that unoccupied expanse.

To make shape from the endless plain.

To justify perceiving form and speaking to the void.

I write as catharsis.

I write as calling out
to the absence I feel;

to betray some real evidence
of this madness, but

even confronted with a written page,
madness still refutes the diagnosis.

You have an envelope, look,
and a postage stamp.

You know the address but your sensible authority
will put a stop to this gauntlet of challenges
to make madness manifest through action,

before there is confirmation
in the unbearable levity

of doing the deed.


What he said.
 07/14/2008 07:38:47 PM · #54
Originally posted by figaro:
Originally posted by raish:
The Posthumous Ode to an Absent Box of Chocolates

Trees falls in forests
and no one hears a
cry for help.

There is no help, no sense
in making cries that
no one hears.

A frail insanity fades
where there was a tree.

I wake alone in the presence of absence
looking out over an expanse of linen
unoccupied, unruffled and unused.

From that empty, white savanna
no messages return.

I write to the absent presence that cannot speak.

I write to you to freeze some melting messages, and maybe:

To invoke response from the Arctic waste
of that unoccupied expanse.

To make shape from the endless plain.

To justify perceiving form and speaking to the void.

I write as catharsis.

I write as calling out
to the absence I feel;

to betray some real evidence
of this madness, but

even confronted with a written page,
madness still refutes the diagnosis.

You have an envelope, look,
and a postage stamp.

You know the address but your sensible authority
will put a stop to this gauntlet of challenges
to make madness manifest through action,

before there is confirmation
in the unbearable levity

of doing the deed.


What he said.


Trust me. I am a Literary Critic. It means, "Life is short. Send chocolate."
 07/14/2008 09:16:42 PM · #55
It's funny, for some reason I started sticking a box of chocolates in the mail addressed to "posthumous". Then I realized the post office would just throw perfectly good chocolate away thinking it had passed it's prime. I'm now odded sedated from eating too much chocolate. ;P
 07/14/2008 09:17:23 PM · #56
Chocolate is wasted on the dead.
 07/14/2008 09:18:43 PM · #57
Oh, and I forgot to send flowers, lol!

07/14/2008 10:30:40 PM · #58
Hi All,
I've just finished my 5 am - 5 pm duty on the charity bike ride: videographer and photographer. It's been GREAT except for the torrential rains yesterday. We've seen some awesome scenery, taken over 500 photos in two days ... not counting 3 1/2 hours of videotape.
Having lots of fun and very very tired. Gotta go to bed ... so I can get up in a few hours.
Will try to check in again sometime, but might not get back here until Sunday.
Jeanne
Oh yeah, I've gone offroading to get lots of shots, and knock on wood ... have remained in ONE (not many) pieces!

07/14/2008 10:55:07 PM · #59
I added a welcome mat to my first post on this thread for us. Hope you like it:


07/14/2008 10:56:17 PM · #60
Originally posted by krnodil:
Chocolate is wasted on the dead.


Do not anger the dead.
 07/14/2008 10:58:44 PM · #61
Originally posted by posthumous:
Originally posted by krnodil:
Chocolate is wasted on the dead.


Do not anger the dead.


that was too funny - ...now I need to clean up my monitor
 07/14/2008 10:59:04 PM · #62
Originally posted by posthumous:
Originally posted by krnodil:
Chocolate is wasted on the dead.


Do not anger the dead.


pfffft. what are you going to do, rot over me?
 07/14/2008 11:05:38 PM · #63
Originally posted by krnodil:
Originally posted by posthumous:
Originally posted by krnodil:
Chocolate is wasted on the dead.


Do not anger the dead.


pfffft. what are you going to do, rot over me?


ROFLMFAO!!
 07/15/2008 01:11:38 PM · #64
Originally posted by basssman7:
I added a welcome mat to my first post on this thread for us. Hope you like it:



Bwaaaahhahahaahhahhaaa...love it, Ernie! I once worked for a crazy horsewoman whose welcome mat said GO AWAY.

Anyone else still sucking in Anything but Landscape? Still at 4.1, no comments.
 07/15/2008 01:20:55 PM · #65
Anything But Landscape
Votes: 69
Views: 105
Avg Vote: 3.5942
Comments: 4
Favorites: 0
Wish Lists: 0

3 out of the 4 commenters actually seem to like it, so that's comforting...
 07/15/2008 09:37:44 PM · #66
Anything But Landscape

Votes: 87
Views: 140
Avg Vote: 5.6552
Comments: 2
Favorites: 1

boring score but I wanted to show off my favorite. :)
 07/15/2008 09:45:48 PM · #67
Favorites are wasted on the dead.
 07/15/2008 10:36:42 PM · #68
Originally posted by krnodil:
Favorites are wasted on the dead.


Hogwash. Let me refer you to the evidence:

//youtube.com/watch?v=FY2s6dbpZ0U

Message edited by author 2008-07-15 22:37:26.
 07/16/2008 12:35:21 AM · #69
Originally posted by colorcarnival:
I need some photoshop help here. I just tried that Dave Hill strobist thing and I do not know much about the lasso tool. It says you are supposed to select the eyes. How do I do that? I find that i can only make one loop with the tool. Do I just draw a big circle around the whole area or is there a way to make to separate loops?


Get to know the quick mask: Q, I believe, but I always click the icon below the main selection tools. You can paint in your selections and correct mistakes easily. Literally, using the paint brush. Basically, painting in white adds to the selection and painting in black removes from the selection (or the reverse if you choose that setting). And you can choose grays to mean "partly apply" whatever you're going to do once you're done selecting. I always keep my paintbrush at 0% hardness so the effects feather out from full-on to not selected nice and smoothly. You can even use selection tools to fill certain areas of the mask. You can also use various tools to edit the mask, like sharpening, blurring, etc.

For a whole lotta info about selection tools, including quick masks and layer masks, see this old Photoshop 101 thread.
 07/16/2008 05:16:05 AM · #70
Hey suckers - I'm off to Brussels, but unfortunately it's for business and I don't get a lot of time to explore while I'm there. At any rate, hope to pop in if I can find access since I plan to comment on some recent entries, but if not, I'll get to those this weekend.

And don't forget to wish our Fearless Leader a happy birthday!
 07/16/2008 06:25:56 AM · #71
Results are in.

07/16/2008 08:50:48 AM · #72
Anything But Landscape
Votes: 89
Views: 137
Avg Vote: 3.7865
Comments: 6
Favorites: 0
Wish Lists: 0

5 out of the 6 comments are complimentary, which is gratifying, but bizarre - is there some sort of record I'm looking to beat, for lowest score vs. highest proportion of people saying they like it?

No complaints here, I just find it curious...
 07/16/2008 08:57:26 AM · #73
Happy Birthday Don. May your day SUCK!
 07/16/2008 09:58:14 AM · #74
Okay......I'm going to toss this out to the lions in the arena. My perspective on this site and the voters has been drastically altered....

With the Weathered challenge, I have now turned in four 6+ scores in the last seven weeks with pretty much the exact same imagery.....and it's PP, *NOT* the images that seem to be what's the attraction.

6.1294 6.4671 6.0178 6.2099

It seems to put some credence to the complaint I often hear about this site's preferences for PhotoShop and/or eye candy rather than the quality of the photography.

Deb commented that she saw how the ethereal, dreamlike quality of the images strikes a chord with people......I understand that to a point, but I also feel a little cheap because I feel like I've discovered something that I can do to pander to a score rather than developing my talents as a photographer.

I actually did hit the mark on the effect I was going for......but I am surprised at the results.

Don't get me wrong, I'm exceedingly pleased that people like what I'm doing, it just changes how I look at how to enter a challenge, and how to concentrate my efforts.

I'm also now afraid that I may have taken about all the trips to that well that I can without it becoming kinda obvious what I'm doing......8>)

I would genuinely appreciate your candid thoughts simply because to a certain extent I'm mystified over the popularity of what I consider to be somewhat sloppy images.

Am I just a score slut, and just sucking up, or am I learning a different style
and technique than I expected?

Happy Birthday, FL!

07/16/2008 10:07:02 AM · #75
Recipe (Food) III

Votes: 47
Views: 69
Avg Vote: 5.0638
Comments: 0

I was hoping for a waaayy stronger start. And Anything but Landscape is still at 4.1 but I'm clearly not the only person getting bashed around, so I'll stop whining now. Besides, my Weathered shot did really well, and...well i think there really is a spirit in it...



Who, or what, is in the reflection? I was dressed in dark colours and well down and to the left, so I wouldn't be reflected. The only other *living* person on the property was the owner, who was nowhere near the set. There wasn't any laundry outside or lawn chairs etc.

Yet more than one other person sees a spirit in the reflection. Eerie.

Message edited by author 2008-07-16 10:09:02.
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