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05/16/2008 07:23:50 AM · #1
Knock Knock...
05/16/2008 07:29:29 AM · #2
who's there?
05/16/2008 07:29:40 AM · #3
Smell Mop
05/16/2008 07:30:14 AM · #4
smell mop who?
05/16/2008 07:32:09 AM · #5
That is my favorite knock knock joke of all time... if you don't get it... just say Smell Mop Who a few times...
05/16/2008 07:33:10 AM · #6
...tried...don't get it :D
05/16/2008 07:36:43 AM · #7
Smell my poo hahahahha
05/16/2008 07:43:00 AM · #8
I still laugh at that joke and I've said/heard it a million times...
05/16/2008 07:48:02 AM · #9
Nice to wake up to a classic lol
05/16/2008 08:12:05 AM · #10
What state is a 2 oz. cola?
05/16/2008 09:23:15 AM · #11
Minnesota (Mini-Soda)
05/16/2008 09:25:20 AM · #12
Why did the child cross the playground?
05/16/2008 09:32:58 AM · #13
Originally posted by bassbone:

Why did the child cross the playground?

To get to the other slide?
05/16/2008 09:36:40 AM · #14
Why did the octopus cross the road?
05/16/2008 09:58:09 AM · #15
Originally posted by bassbone:

Why did the octopus cross the road?


To get to the Otter's side?
To get to the other tide?

But why didn't the egg cross the road?
05/16/2008 10:11:38 AM · #16
Originally posted by KaDi:

Originally posted by bassbone:

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide?

Correct
05/16/2008 10:14:39 AM · #17
Originally posted by KaDi:


But why didn't the egg cross the road?


Message edited by author 2008-05-16 10:15:12.
05/16/2008 08:30:40 PM · #18
Originally posted by KaDi:

Originally posted by KaDi:


But why didn't the egg cross the road?


Because it wasn't a chicken yet?

~Terry
05/17/2008 08:29:47 PM · #19
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:

Originally posted by KaDi:

Originally posted by KaDi:


But why didn't the egg cross the road?


Because it wasn't a chicken yet?

~Terry


Beats me!
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05/17/2008 08:36:36 PM · #20
Originally posted by smyk:

smell mop who?

I got a lot of mileage out of your joke!!! Especially since I told it to my 7 year old nephew, except everytime after telling the joke he yells really loud, "Smell my poop!" I tried to teach him the comedic rules of telling a knock knock joke, kids these days have to be taught everything!
05/17/2008 09:16:03 PM · #21
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
05/17/2008 09:23:24 PM · #22
Nacho cheese
05/17/2008 10:03:26 PM · #23
Originally posted by icu1965:

Originally posted by smyk:

smell mop who?

I got a lot of mileage out of your joke!!! Especially since I told it to my 7 year old nephew, except everytime after telling the joke he yells really loud, "Smell my poop!" I tried to teach him the comedic rules of telling a knock knock joke, kids these days have to be taught everything!


Good! It is a great joke.

My daughter does the same thing. However, she is quite the inovator and changed smell mop to the following:

Touch Mop
Feel Mop
Taste Mop
Eat Mop
See Mop
Flush Mop

I could keep going, but you get the point...
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