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04/06/2008 08:24:59 PM · #1 |
In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children, ( who are the size of walnuts ) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitley deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat
anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear !
(edit typing)
Message edited by author 2008-04-06 20:29:20.
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04/06/2008 08:27:27 PM · #2 |
| Sounds nice till you find you're a bear in the Northern Ontario in the early spring. Waking up from a nice winter nap and then "POW"! Better pick your location first. ;-) |
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04/06/2008 08:39:10 PM · #3 |
| Awww crap.....sorry Cindi. ROFLMAO I just couldn't resist. The concept sounds great though. ;-) |
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04/06/2008 08:39:34 PM · #4 |
| I can deal with all of it but the hairy legs.... |
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04/06/2008 08:45:09 PM · #5 |
| I hate sleeping, it's so boring. I couldn't imagine doing it for 6 months. |
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04/06/2008 08:51:03 PM · #6 |
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04/06/2008 08:53:37 PM · #7 |
I think Cindi has had a little too much time on her hands lately... ;-)
Message edited by author 2008-04-06 20:53:53. |
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04/06/2008 08:55:09 PM · #8 |
Another peril you'd have to consider: Post Hibernation Shaving?? or hunting for Food
Message edited by author 2008-04-06 21:04:28. |
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04/06/2008 09:07:54 PM · #9 |
| LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
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04/06/2008 09:33:31 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by snaffles:
LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
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04/06/2008 09:36:30 PM · #11 |
| if really like what you said, then... |
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04/06/2008 10:46:26 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by snaffles:
LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
Boyfriend?!?! I haven't had one in over a year now. I think they're jealous of my lenses. ;)
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04/06/2008 10:51:14 PM · #13 |
Yeah, being a bear could have it's benefits.
Can you imagine what it must be like, however, if your were a horse?
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04/06/2008 10:52:49 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by idnic:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by snaffles:
LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
Boyfriend?!?! I haven't had one in over a year now. I think they're jealous of my lenses. ;) |
If you share a little, I'm your man!!
We can just mail it all back and forth.
Message edited by author 2008-04-06 23:03:56. |
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04/06/2008 10:54:25 PM · #15 |
| I'd definitely be a sloth. It's like you do all the same stuff but in slow motion! hang on a sec... crap... I think I may actually already be a sloth... |
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04/07/2008 12:46:23 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by idnic:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by snaffles:
LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
Boyfriend?!?! I haven't had one in over a year now. I think they're jealous of my lenses. ;) |
Actually, I was addressing Snaffles, who apparently does have a new BF and they were swapping body parts for photos, according to another thread. I was taking her response to you as an indication that she liked this new I'll-be-a-bear movement, though that was probably an unwarranted assumption on my part :-)
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04/07/2008 12:53:41 AM · #17 |
| Sigh... sorry to burst your bubble Cindy, but if you want to hibernate you'll have to move out of Florida. |
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04/07/2008 12:54:35 AM · #18 |
I want to be a dolphin so I can ride the waves, and play all day.....
I have always had an infinity with dolphins.....
When i die I wish to have my ashes scattered out to sea, where there are dolphins playing.....
Message edited by author 2008-04-07 00:56:38. |
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04/07/2008 12:56:01 AM · #19 |
Originally posted by sherpet:
I want to be a dolphin a=so I can ride the waves, and play all day..... |
Until the Starkist Tuna boat starts fishing in the area. ;-) |
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04/07/2008 02:31:24 AM · #20 |
| You talked me into it too Cindi. I wanna be a bear too. Sounds great! |
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04/07/2008 11:33:37 AM · #21 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by idnic:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by snaffles:
LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
Boyfriend?!?! I haven't had one in over a year now. I think they're jealous of my lenses. ;) |
Actually, I was addressing Snaffles, who apparently does have a new BF and they were swapping body parts for photos, according to another thread. I was taking her response to you as an indication that she liked this new I'll-be-a-bear movement, though that was probably an unwarranted assumption on my part :-)
R. |
Oh yes I do have a new bf...I have to get his pic up on my portfolio page...and yeah I still like the idea of being a bear, though right now being bare is more fun :-0
Byron!.jpg
Message edited by author 2008-04-07 11:56:17. |
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04/07/2008 11:59:11 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by snaffles:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by idnic:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
[quote=snaffles] LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
Boyfriend?!?! I haven't had one in over a year now. I think they're jealous of my lenses. ;) |
Actually, I was addressing Snaffles, who apparently does have a new BF and they were swapping body parts for photos, according to another thread. I was taking her response to you as an indication that she liked this new I'll-be-a-bear movement, though that was probably an unwarranted assumption on my part :-)
R. |
Oh yes I do have a new bf...I have to get his pic up on my portfolio page...and yeah I still like the idea of being a bear, though right now being bare is more fun :-0
//www.dpchallenge.com/image.php?IMAGE_ID=666659
someone pleeaase tell/show me how to post thumbnails!!! |
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04/07/2008 12:03:12 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by snaffles:
Originally posted by snaffles:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by idnic:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
[quote=snaffles] LOL Cindi, that was priceless!! Made my Sunday night! |
And YOU, with new BF? Yer ready to HIBERNATE? Body Parts wore ya out? Sheesh....
R. |
Boyfriend?!?! I haven't had one in over a year now. I think they're jealous of my lenses. ;) |
Actually, I was addressing Snaffles, who apparently does have a new BF and they were swapping body parts for photos, according to another thread. I was taking her response to you as an indication that she liked this new I'll-be-a-bear movement, though that was probably an unwarranted assumption on my part :-)
R. |
Oh yes I do have a new bf...I have to get his pic up on my portfolio page...and yeah I still like the idea of being a bear, though right now being bare is more fun :-0
//www.dpchallenge.com/image.php?IMAGE_ID=666659
someone pleeaase tell/show me how to post thumbnails!!! |
[thumb]666659[/thumb]
Click the second icon from the right above the compose message screen and add the image ID number, in this case 666659
R.
Huh? LOL it didn't work...
Got it, had a space after number...
Message edited by author 2008-04-07 12:05:49. |
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04/07/2008 12:05:57 PM · #24 |
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04/07/2008 03:41:13 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by snaffles:
Thanks Bear! |
*bump so afternoon crowd can see him too* |
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