A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house for Easter. She knocked on the door
then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my Easter dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Easter love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress each Easter," she explained. "It excites him to no
end. Every year he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on
her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so
provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my Easter love dress," she whispered, sensually.
He replied, "NEEDS IRONING!" and "What's for dinner?"
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