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03/22/2008 02:53:21 PM · #76 |
Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Crash Davis: Bull Durham |
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03/22/2008 03:09:51 PM · #77 |
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
-Chuck Norris, 'Code of Silence'
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03/22/2008 03:09:54 PM · #78 |
" I don't got time to bleed"
predator
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03/22/2008 04:53:57 PM · #79 |
"Frankly, my dear..."
How can this one be forgotten??
"... I don't give a damn."
Rhett Butler in Gone with The Wind. |
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03/22/2008 05:31:06 PM · #80 |
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Pulp Fiction
Tessio: [realizing that Michael knows he was the traitor] Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake?
Tom Hagen: [shakes his head] Can't do it, Sally.
The Godfather
I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.
The Last Boy Scout |
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03/22/2008 05:43:14 PM · #81 |
Mad Max I:
As Goose slids into the Ut with the Van. Driver:'What's going on?'
Goose, with bike on him: 'Don't know, just got here myself?'
And: 'It's the Interceptor!' Thru the voice box machine. |
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03/22/2008 05:48:35 PM · #82 |
How about "Pee Wees Big Adventure"?
Simone: "I've always wanted to go to Paris but...."
Pee Wee: " BUT? But what? Everybody I know has a big but!" |
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03/22/2008 09:02:07 PM · #83 |
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherf**er.
Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction |
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03/22/2008 09:13:18 PM · #84 |
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."
John Bernard Books from The Shootist
Message edited by author 2008-03-22 21:13:29.
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03/22/2008 11:20:45 PM · #85 |
"They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave."
Since most won't know the context.... "Holly" is a computer discussing the fate of the human race after reviving "Lister" from deep storage which he's been in for several million years......
Lister: Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly: They're dead, Dave.
Lister: Who is?
Holly: Everybody, Dave.
Lister: What, Captain Hollister?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Todhunter?
Holly: Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: What, Selby?
Holly: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Petersen isn't, is he?
Holly: Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister: Not Chen?
Holly: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.
Lister: Rimmer?
Holly: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!
Lister: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?
Holly: [Beat] I should've never let him out in the first place... |
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03/22/2008 11:34:23 PM · #86 |
The Blues Brothers:
"We're on a mission from God" |
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03/23/2008 01:23:31 AM · #87 |
Originally posted by robs:
"They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave." |
Oh I love Red Dwarf!!
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03/23/2008 01:39:01 AM · #88 |
"Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax! You're Goddamn right I'm livin' in the past!"
alternately. . .
"Do they blow up in funny shapes?"
"Nope. Unless round's funny."
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03/23/2008 01:43:13 AM · #89 |
Another quote favorite for me is the movie Michael
Money Changers!
Battle!
Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
A very underrated movie imo.
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03/23/2008 02:02:24 AM · #90 |
Here are some of my absolute favorites, and a couple are brief dialogues:
Harlequin Madness:
"You can't make an omelette, without breaking some eggs." (followed by insane laugh..)
Comfortable Numbness:
J: You're just not gonna go?
P G: Yeah.
J: Won't you get fired?
P G: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
J: So you're gonna quit?
P G: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
J: When did you decide all that?
P G: About an hour ago.
Ironic Idiocy:
Ted S: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.
We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine D: When will you be back?
Ted S: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
Irate Leader:
D H: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
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03/23/2008 02:03:07 AM · #91 |
Originally posted by redjulep:
"Frankly, my dear..."
How can this one be forgotten??
"... I don't give a damn."
Rhett Butler in Gone with The Wind. |
All time classic:
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03/23/2008 02:52:14 AM · #92 |
Not a movie, yet, but classic TV ... I give you Pinky & the Brain
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering"
"Well I think so, Brain, but me and Pippy Longstockings? What would the children look like?"
"Well I think so Brian, but without ears, we'd look like weasels."
"Well I think so Brain, but memorizing a whole opera in Yiddish is just too much!"
Well I think so Brian, but ...[you fill in the rest of the phrases]"
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03/23/2008 02:56:40 AM · #93 |
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!" - Star Trek II, Wrath of Khan
"Heck, the fall will probably kill ya." - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"I could have been a contender, I could have been somebody, instead of a bum which is what I am." - On the Waterfront
"Soylent Green is people." - Soylent Green
And best monologue:
"Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn into your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door, as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack...And they'll walk off to the bleachers and sit in their short sleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines where they sat when they were children, and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game, and it'll be as if they'd dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they'll have to brush them away from their faces... People will come, Ray...The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers; it has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come..."
-James Earl Jones, Field of Dreams
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03/23/2008 03:01:40 AM · #94 |
Peter Jackson will long be known for Lord of the Rings. Prior to that he did a little B movie called Dead Alive. (I don't recall the alternate title). My favorite line from that movie is from none other than Kung Fu fighting priest Father McGruder:
I kick ass for the Lord!
Little clip to demo it...
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03/23/2008 06:28:31 AM · #95 |
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. - Fight Club
you're no daisy. No daisy at all... - Tombstone
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. - Snatch
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.- Stange Brew
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03/24/2008 06:56:58 AM · #96 |
Originally posted by Tez:
No queestion:
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" |
no no no, if you are going to quote predator and blood then this is the line:
"Aint got time to bleed!"
Absolute classic! ;) |
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03/24/2008 07:32:55 AM · #97 |
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
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03/24/2008 07:41:20 AM · #98 |
The Usual Suspects
Verbal: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is $h!t but, hey, I'm in a police station.
Kobayashi: One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
Verbal: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
[after being strip-searched]
Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my a$Shole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?
Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that *poof*... he's gone.
Message edited by author 2008-03-24 07:49:14. |
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03/24/2008 07:46:47 AM · #99 |
A couple of quotes from The Big Lebowski...I love the Coen Brothers!!!
-The Dude: Hey! Watch it man, there's a beverage here.
-Walter Sobchak: F**k it, Dude, let's go bowling.
-The Dude: That rug really tied the room together.
-Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a s**t about the rules? Mark it zero!
The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm f**king around here? Mark it zero!
Smokey: All right, it's f**king zero. Are you happy, you crazy f**k?
Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.
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03/24/2008 07:47:36 AM · #100 |
Wow, no army of darkness quotes yet? I'll get us started...
"Gimme some sugar baby"
"I swear, another one of you primates even touches me"
"THIS IS MY BOOOOOOOM STICK"
"Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart"
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