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11/01/2007 11:17:59 PM · #1 |
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You're not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a real witch
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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11/01/2007 11:22:04 PM · #2 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
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Things going so good at your home LeRoy that you've taken to pissing off all the wemmens here on DPC?
;)
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11/01/2007 11:26:03 PM · #3 |
It's all in good fun. I plan to log off when they get here.
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11/01/2007 11:29:25 PM · #4 |
11. You get seriously pissed seeing the alternate spelling of Oestrogen.
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11/01/2007 11:38:28 PM · #5 |
HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!
(Luv #8, lol)
Oh, you are SO gonna get it Leroy...we wemmens are great planners and we join forces quickly! Lock your doors and don't answer the phone....
Message edited by author 2007-11-01 23:39:02. |
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11/01/2007 11:43:46 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by bergiekat:
Lock your doors and don't answer the phone.... |
I'm used to being stalked, that nothing new ;-)
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11/01/2007 11:51:15 PM · #7 |
So, instead of pickup lines...you use this kind of stuff to get women to come to your house?? tsk! tsk! tsk! Leroy.....how sad....
roflmao |
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11/01/2007 11:52:52 PM · #8 |
Originally posted by bergiekat:
.you use this kind of stuff to get women to come to your house?? |
Yeah, it's called.... cash! :-P
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11/01/2007 11:57:25 PM · #9 |
| Hopefully the women you pay aren't having Estrogen issues or you may make the local news...pure evil you are!! :P |
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11/02/2007 12:25:01 AM · #10 |
Bite Me Leroy....!
Hehehehehehe!!
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11/02/2007 12:26:18 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by Judi:
Bite Me Leroy....!
Hehehehehehe!! |
*daydreams*
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11/02/2007 12:53:13 AM · #12 |
And you will want to get as far away as fast as you can when two women with the same issues come together in the same room. Or you will find out the meaning of collateral damage.
;)
Mike
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11/02/2007 06:59:28 AM · #13 |
Glenda said to say 'thaaaaaaannnnkkkk yyyooouuu' for diagnosing her PMS.... and she'll be down there to kick yer ass in just a couple hours. Obviously, she isn't kidding... cuz i said 'yes dear' & typed this thing up - just like she told me to!
yes, i said glenda. dear, sweet kind & caring glenda.
...think i'll leave early for work today ;)
maybe i better take the kids with me & drop them off early @ school too! (run girls, RUNNNNN!!!)
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11/02/2007 07:07:12 AM · #14 |
| anyone up for another dose of estrogen? it seems to be working! :-P |
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11/02/2007 01:42:49 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by rossbilly:
yes, i said glenda. dear, sweet kind & caring glenda.
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I think I may need to go check my safety deposit box today... maybe get in it :-)
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11/02/2007 01:48:49 PM · #16 |
| lovely, leroy. All in good fun, right? |
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11/02/2007 01:50:42 PM · #17 |
| i'm locking this because it serves no purpose whatsoever. |
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