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09/07/2007 04:31:37 AM · #1
How to hit your Boss... at the Right Place!

This is going to be the title of my new book. Please share your experience/s, if any.

Message edited by author 2007-09-07 04:31:57.
09/07/2007 04:34:16 AM · #2
self employed - I beat myself up everyday
09/07/2007 04:48:07 AM · #3
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

self employed - I beat myself up everyday


Ewwwwwwwwwwww....that's TMI!!!
09/07/2007 05:02:21 AM · #4
up, Judi, beat myself "UP" - get yer red hair outta the gutter. ;-)
09/07/2007 05:36:52 AM · #5
Is this what you wanted

Wack your boss game


Wow thats violent!


Use caution if you don't like blood

Message edited by author 2007-09-07 05:37:03.
09/07/2007 05:39:57 AM · #6
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

up, Judi, beat myself "UP" - get yer red hair outta the gutter. ;-)


Up...down....north...south...stop being so pedantic!
09/07/2007 07:34:20 AM · #7
Good old blackmail.
09/07/2007 07:42:48 AM · #8
Originally posted by Shadowi6:

Is this what you wanted

Wack your boss game


Wow thats violent!


Use caution if you don't like blood


Hmm...14/14 on the first try...I must really hate my boss!
09/07/2007 09:09:47 AM · #9
Well, I waited until I could get her out to a happy hour one day after work. I had just figured out what her favorite drink was, so I "graciously" offered to buy every round. Once she started feeling pretty happy, I began working all my smoothest moves, and eventually went in for the kiss. It was incredible. I felt like everyone in the bar was staring at us, so I took her back ... to ... my ........ place .................

Oh, sorry, I thought you said How to Hit on your Boss!

;-)
09/07/2007 09:51:11 AM · #10
Get a different job.
09/07/2007 12:25:47 PM · #11
On the same day 3 other critical employees turn in their notice. Tell them you have an interview to go to
09/07/2007 12:28:41 PM · #12
Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D
09/07/2007 12:59:38 PM · #13
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D


Don't forget the Better Business Bureau and the EPA.
09/07/2007 01:08:15 PM · #14
Originally posted by saracat:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D


Don't forget the Better Business Bureau and the EPA.


OH YEAH!

Message edited by author 2007-09-07 13:09:50.
09/07/2007 01:27:14 PM · #15
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D

Wouldn't this put you at risk of being sent back to Venezuela?
09/07/2007 01:29:04 PM · #16
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D

Wouldn't this put you at risk of being sent back to Venezuela?


No, just his job.
09/07/2007 01:38:15 PM · #17
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D

Wouldn't this put you at risk of being sent back to Venezuela?


Yeah I suppose. I guess if I do I can become a llama farmer. :-P

Message edited by author 2007-09-07 13:38:34.
09/07/2007 01:44:05 PM · #18
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Easy!

Call OSHA the IRS and INS and have them all converge on his office at the same time.

At least that is my dream... :-D

Wouldn't this put you at risk of being sent back to Venezuela?


Yeah I suppose. I guess if I do I can become a llama farmer. :-P

Good idea. Let me know how that works out for you. I'll send you a cheesecake. :)
09/07/2007 01:45:00 PM · #19
LLCL... 4eva!

BTW, I'll send ya a duck, Wazz.

Message edited by author 2007-09-07 13:45:58.
09/07/2007 01:48:38 PM · #20
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:


Good idea. Let me know how that works out for you. I'll send you a cheesecake. :)


Just make sure to mark the package "Day old bread" cuz Hugo Chávez doesn't like cheesecake and would have my village burned...

:-P
09/07/2007 01:50:32 PM · #21
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:


Good idea. Let me know how that works out for you. I'll send you a cheesecake. :)


Just make sure to mark the package "Day old bread" cuz Hugo Chávez doesn't like cheesecake and would have my village burned...

:-P

Better not risk it then. I'll just send some day old bread. (NOTE: With shipping and customs, it might be month old bread when you get it. Be patient)

eta: kbhatia1967, are you getting all this down?

Message edited by author 2007-09-07 14:10:55.
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