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07/17/2007 08:07:17 PM · #1 |
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse.) |
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07/17/2007 08:10:17 PM · #2 |
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07/17/2007 08:10:32 PM · #3 |
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07/17/2007 09:26:44 PM · #4 |
| Well, there's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back (not to mention the dinner I just lost...) ;) |
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07/17/2007 09:30:25 PM · #5 |
| haha I thought this was accually serious untill I got to the second paragraph. |
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07/17/2007 09:31:59 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by KelvinC:
haha I thought this was accually serious untill I got to the second paragraph. |
Now that i get it its funny lmao. |
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07/17/2007 10:09:37 PM · #7 |
| The poor guy was Baroque. |
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07/17/2007 10:13:18 PM · #8 |
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
The poor guy was Baroque. |
ROTFLMAO!
R.
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07/17/2007 11:58:37 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
The poor guy was Baroque. |
If he ever writes an autobiography, I get the Impression that he will refer to the time he spends in a cell as his Cubist Period. |
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07/18/2007 12:14:01 AM · #10 |
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07/18/2007 12:17:50 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Well, there's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back (not to mention the dinner I just lost...) ;) |
wow you eat dinner pretty late! |
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07/18/2007 12:19:50 AM · #12 |
A canvas of the jury suggests that since the evidence was sketchy, he might have gotten away with probation if he hadn't lost his tempera in his brush with the law.
Message edited by author 2007-07-18 00:20:51. |
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07/18/2007 12:21:11 AM · #13 |
Originally posted by noisemaker:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Well, there's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back (not to mention the dinner I just lost...) ;) |
wow you eat dinner pretty late! |
Naw, she's from BC, Canada, where it was only 6:30 PM when she posted. ;)
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07/18/2007 12:35:41 AM · #14 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Originally posted by noisemaker:
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Well, there's 10 seconds of my life I'll never get back (not to mention the dinner I just lost...) ;) |
wow you eat dinner pretty late! |
Naw, she's from BC, Canada, where it was only 6:30 PM when she posted. ;) |
i know me and her live in the same city :P
OHHH i totally saw the time when she posted and thought it was our local time.
because its like 9:35pm here right now |
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