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04/05/2007 10:14:41 PM · #101 |
it's fun to charter an accountant,
and sail the wide accountan-sea,
to find, explore, the funds offshore,
and skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!
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04/05/2007 10:16:04 PM · #102 |
where's it gonna gestate? in a box?
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04/05/2007 10:18:42 PM · #103 |
This is a little something I tossed together for a friend...
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick... from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick!
So, three cheers for your Willy or your Thomas....
Hurray for your one-eyed-trouser-snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock, but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't... come... back.
Ahh, thank you very much. |
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04/05/2007 10:19:58 PM · #104 |
...and now for something completely different.
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04/05/2007 10:20:21 PM · #105 |
| what have the Romans ever done for us?! |
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04/05/2007 10:21:28 PM · #106 |
"Does your cat fly by herself?"
"No! I fling her!"
Message edited by author 2007-04-05 22:21:57. |
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04/05/2007 10:23:21 PM · #107 |
| NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle, understand? |
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04/05/2007 10:26:47 PM · #108 |
Have I got a big nose, Mum?
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04/05/2007 10:34:46 PM · #109 |
Bring out your dead.
Bring out your dead.
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04/05/2007 10:35:29 PM · #110 |
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04/05/2007 10:36:29 PM · #111 |
fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy...
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04/05/2007 10:38:18 PM · #112 |
HAH! Figures a gear geek hobby like photography would be full of Python fans. Count me in. :)
Always look on the bright side of life ...
After dinner mint?
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04/05/2007 10:41:09 PM · #113 |
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04/05/2007 10:42:01 PM · #114 |
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! |
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04/05/2007 10:42:18 PM · #115 |
MAÃŽTRE D:
Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Better?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. |
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04/05/2007 10:52:03 PM · #116 |
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04/05/2007 10:52:31 PM · #117 |
What? This is still going on??
Dr. Watt was a man of quite remarkable medical skill, insight, and determination. And within a few minutes, he had completely removed my wife's knickers. |
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04/05/2007 10:53:38 PM · #118 |
Originally posted by krnodil:
can we have your liver, then? |
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04/05/2007 10:54:59 PM · #119 |
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04/05/2007 10:55:28 PM · #120 |
Originally posted by Louis:
What? This is still going on??
Dr. Watt was a man of quite remarkable medical skill, insight, and determination. And within a few minutes, he had completely removed my wife's knickers. |
once you start python fanatics, ya can't get them stopped...
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04/05/2007 10:55:33 PM · #121 |
originally posted by  Louis:
What? This is still going on??
Dr. Watt was a man of quite remarkable medical skill, insight, and determination. And within a few minutes, he had completely removed my wife's knickers
Great! Now we've moved on to the LPs! |
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04/05/2007 10:56:07 PM · #122 |
Married to Incontinentia Buttocks. |
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04/05/2007 10:56:33 PM · #123 |
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:
MAÃŽTRE D:
Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Better?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up. |
Would monsieur care for a wafer thin mint?
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04/05/2007 10:58:00 PM · #124 |
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04/05/2007 10:58:02 PM · #125 |
Originally posted by sher:
Would monsieur care for a wafer thin mint? |
Nah. |
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