What's the airspeed velocity of unlaiden swallows?

Nikon AF Nikkor 85mm f/1.8D

04/05/2007 05:24:19 PM · #26

Originally posted by American_Horse:

Ludicrous Speed!!!!

Louis

Nikon D800

04/05/2007 05:25:34 PM · #27

Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

Originally posted by Louis:
Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

Wrong way round, waz. :D

Wait I see what you are saying. I think I am right Scene 8

Yeah that's what I meant.

04/05/2007 05:27:55 PM · #28

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

04/05/2007 05:28:01 PM · #29

-'tis but a scratch.

-your arm's off!

04/05/2007 05:28:41 PM · #30

I think we should all have a spanking.

{aside: where are the women in this thread? do only men like Monty Python?]

04/05/2007 05:29:17 PM · #31

Where is it?
There!
Behind the rabbit?
It is the rabbit!

Originally posted by scarbrd:

Nikon AF Nikkor 85mm f/1.8D

04/05/2007 05:29:35 PM · #32

Oh shut up and go and change your armour.

Louis

Nikon D800

04/05/2007 05:29:52 PM · #33

Originally posted by krnodil:

I think we should all have a spanking.

{aside: where are the women in this thread? do only men like Monty Python?]

Yes. :)

edit: Only men are emotionally handicapped enough for Python.

Message edited by author 2007-04-05 17:30:30.

taterbug

Nikon D300

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.4D

04/05/2007 05:30:44 PM · #34

What do we burn besides witches?

-MORE WITCHES!!!!!!

04/05/2007 05:31:19 PM · #35

Originally posted by krnodil:

I think we should all have a spanking.

{aside: where are the women in this thread? do only men like Monty Python?]

My wife has Sir Robin's "theme song" as a ring tone.

Bravely bold sir robin rode forth from camalot...

04/05/2007 05:31:56 PM · #36

Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away, away
When danger reared it's ugly head
Sir Robin turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very Brave retreat
Bravest of the Brave, Sir Robin!

[sic]

04/05/2007 05:32:53 PM · #37

They dressed me up like this.
Did you dress her up like a witch?
...welll...umm...yeah we added the hat.....and the nose....
BUT she does have a WART!

Message edited by author 2007-04-05 17:33:07.

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

04/05/2007 05:33:47 PM · #38

Originally posted by krnodil:

This will be stuck in my head all day now!

thegrandwazoo

Nikon D750

04/05/2007 05:33:52 PM · #39

She turned me into a newt! A newt? I got better.

04/05/2007 05:34:51 PM · #40

we'll use our largest scales!

04/05/2007 05:35:40 PM · #41

now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

04/05/2007 05:36:26 PM · #42

we've already got one, it is very nice. i told him we've already got one.

Message edited by author 2007-04-05 17:36:51.

thegrandwazoo

Nikon D750

04/05/2007 05:37:27 PM · #43

Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the Grail individually.

TooCool

Canon EOS-300D Rebel

Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II

04/05/2007 05:38:15 PM · #44

LEFT HEAD:
In that case, I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD:
Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD:
Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD:
I think kill him.
RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, let's be nice to him.
LEFT HEAD:
Oh, shut up.
ROBIN:
Perhaps I could--
LEFT HEAD:
And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD:
Yes, do us all a favour!
LEFT HEAD:
What?
RIGHT HEAD:
Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD:
You're lucky. You're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD:
What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD:
You snore!
LEFT HEAD:
Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD:
Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD:
Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
MIDDLE HEAD:
Yes.
RIGHT HEAD:
Oh, not biscuits.
LEFT HEAD:
All right. All right, not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS:
Right!
MIDDLE HEAD:
He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD:
So he has. He's scarpered.

Agaricus

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

04/05/2007 05:38:16 PM · #45

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

04/05/2007 05:38:51 PM · #46

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

04/05/2007 05:39:07 PM · #47

We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whenever we're able
We do routines, and chorus scenes
And footwork impeccable
It's a busy life at Camelot
We eat jam and ham and spam a lot!

04/05/2007 05:39:49 PM · #48

help, help, I'm being repressed!