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04/01/2007 08:38:21 AM · #1 |
//mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
New! Introducing Gmail Paper
Everyone loves Gmail. But not everyone loves email, or the digital era. What ever happened to stamps, filing cabinets, and the mailman? Well, you asked for it, and it’s here. We’re bringing it back.
A New Button
Now in Gmail, you can request a physical copy of any message with the click of a button, and we'll send it to you in the mail.
Simplicity Squared
Google will print all messages instantly and prepare them for delivery. Allow 2-4 business days for a parcel to arrive via post.
Total Control
A stack of Gmail Paper arrives in a box at your doorstep, and it’s yours to keep forever. You can read it, sort it, search it, touch it. Or even move it to the trash—the real trash. (Recycling is encouraged.)
Keep it Secret, Keep it Safe
Google takes privacy very seriously. But once your email is physically in your hands, it's as secure as you want to make it. |
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04/01/2007 08:44:09 AM · #2 |
| Thats actually pretty funny. |
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04/01/2007 08:46:37 AM · #3 |
That is a GEM. (google email masterpiece (TM)).
"Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum, and thus, actually helps the environment. For every Gmail Paper we produce, the environment gets incrementally healthier."
ROFL
Message edited by author 2007-04-01 08:47:47. |
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04/01/2007 08:49:26 AM · #4 |
| Another one from google. These guys kill me. |
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04/01/2007 08:57:49 AM · #5 |
Originally posted by strangeghost:
Another one from google. These guys kill me. |
With installation guide!!! Love the rubber gloves
TiSP
Follow the links. They paid someone to do this.. fantastic
"We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes."
Message edited by author 2007-04-01 09:00:09. |
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04/01/2007 09:00:08 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by marksimms:
With installation guide!!! Love the rubber gloves
TiSP |
"For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time."
In one of the diagrams, the little cartoon guy with the environmental suit on has a little "PHD" on his suit. LOL!
And check out this file not found message.
Message edited by author 2007-04-01 09:04:58. |
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04/01/2007 09:13:30 AM · #7 |
The best quote is this one:
"Now that I have Gmail Paper, I understand the difference between labels and folders. I had one message with two labels, but when I tried to stick the paper version into two filing cabinets at the same time, it just wouldn’t go."
Mayumi M., Associate
They did a good job at this joke.
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