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03/15/2007 09:53:54 PM · #1 |
It's tacky, tasteless, ribald humor.....if that offends you, read no further!
A Blue Ribbon Poem
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show
The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"
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03/15/2007 10:00:08 PM · #2 |
lol!
I was thinking while reading this, "you should appoint DPC members to act out this poem with photos...". And then I got to the part with the kilt and thought, "Oh, what the heck do it anyway!". Now where to find a hunky scotsman willing to wear a skirt and ribbons...
;D
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03/15/2007 11:12:26 PM · #3 |
And that's on the Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary edition, recorded by Bryan Bowers. Dandy!
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