The world's longest (DPC) rap song

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8

Canon EF 80-200mm f/2.8L

01/05/2007 11:48:03 AM · #2

I'm not in a creative mood but I'll record it when it's done haha white boy rapping! Who's making the beat?

obsaysditto

Nikon D50

01/05/2007 11:50:09 AM · #3

Click yo camera, click on the web.
All this insanity going through my head. ...

I need a model, i need some dough
all i want to do, is make some mo'

digitalpins

Canon EOS-60D

Canon EF-S 10-22mm f/3.5-4.5 USM

01/05/2007 11:55:53 AM · #4

Click yo camera, click on the web.
All this insanity going through my head. ...

I need a model, i need some dough
all i want to do, is make some mo'

money cause I like big lenes and I can not lie
You other photographers cant deny
That when a photographer walks in with a L Lens
I makes your head spin and you gotta find a store to spend a benjamin

UNCLEBRO

Canon EOS-30D

Tamron SP AF 28-75mm f/2.8 XR Di for Canon

01/05/2007 12:06:05 PM · #5

Konador

Canon EOS-500D Rebel T1i

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 IS

01/05/2007 12:15:59 PM · #6

kyebosh

Canon EF 80-200mm f/2.8L

01/06/2007 01:02:44 PM · #7

Let's keep this going guys! We need a chorus and 2 more verses ;-)

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 13:02:57.

01/06/2007 01:11:14 PM · #8

Chorus:

Here goes the click Here goes the boom
Tell Langdon to leave me some room
On the front page for my hot pic
95 tens and a one from a
Dictionary meaning of composition
Now click my thread and listen...

angela_packard

01/06/2007 01:20:08 PM · #9

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

hahahahahahah that's a great chorus!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA

01/06/2007 01:58:44 PM · #10

Click yo camera, click on the web.
All this insanity going through my head. ...
I need a model, I need some dough
all I want to do, is make some mo'

money cause I like big lenses and I can not lie
You other photographers cant deny
That when a photographer walks in with a L Lens
I makes your head spin and you gotta find a store to spend a Benjamin.

Then I rush back home and I click the update.
But please donâ��t disâ�� me and please donâ��t hate.
Because I got a bad habit and I just canâ��t break it.
I need another ribbon and I just canâ��t shake it.

Here goes the click Here goes the boom
Tell Langdon to leave me some room
On the front page for my hot pic
95 tens and a one from a
Dictionary meaning of composition
Now click my thread and listen...

Y'all pimpin up yo pic-chaz
In photoshop shud learn y'as
That the shizzle dats fo' real
Is straight from cam'ra, dats the deal!

New challenge comes up, dey calls it "My Crib"
Some sucka starts shoo'in his baby in a bib
I post mah pitcha of my grunged up hood
Check da camera date - it's all good.

Some baghead foo says "DNMC"
When the challenge is over, I PM the SOB
Look mofo, stop yo bitchin
Get off yo ass and read the challenge description!

Chorus

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 14:09:27.

kyebosh

Canon EF 80-200mm f/2.8L

01/06/2007 02:57:12 PM · #11

ok i've looked it over so far, and made a few edits, but there need to be more done.

Click yo camera, click on the web.
All this insanity going through my head. ...
I need a model, I need some dough
all I want to do, is make some mo'

money cause I like big lenses and I can not lie
You other photographers cannot deny
That when a photographer walks in with a L Lens
I makes your head spin and you gotta find a store to spend a Benjamin.
//This I'm not seeing where the beats should be going
//Any help would be great, or a change of the wording

Then I rush back home and I click the update.
But please donâ��t disâ�� me and please donâ��t hate.
cause I got a bad habit n I just canâ��t break it.
I need another ribbon and I just canâ��t shake it.

Here goes the click Here goes the boom
Tell Langdon to leave me some room
On the front page for my hot pic
95 tens and a one from a
Dictionary meaning of composition
Now click my thread and listen...

Y'all pimpin up yo pic-chaz
In photoshop shud learn y'as
That the shizzle dats fo' real
Is straight from cam'ra, dats the deal!

New challenge comes up, dey calls it "My Crib"
Some sucka starts shoo'in his baby in a bib
I post mah pitcha of my grunged up hood
Check da camera date - it's all good.

Some baghead foo says "DNMC"
When the challenge is over, I PM that SOB
Look mofo, stop yo bitchin
Get off yo ass read the challenge description!

Chorus

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 14:57:39.

01/06/2007 06:57:41 PM · #12

bump yo!

Sony 24-70mm F4 Vario-Tessar T* FE OSS

01/06/2007 07:05:52 PM · #13

Originally posted by kyebosh:

money cause I like big lenses and I can not lie
You other photographers cannot deny
That when a photographer walks in with a L Lens
I makes your head spin and you gotta find a store to spend a Benjamin.
//This I'm not seeing where the beats should be going
//Any help would be great, or a change of the wording

Think Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back

it doesn't quite work for the rest of the pattern, but might be able to pull it off as a bridge? I think it might need a bit of a rewrite though.

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 19:07:06.

Bear_Music

Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra

01/06/2007 07:14:59 PM · #14

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by kyebosh:

money cause I like big lenses and I can not lie
You other photographers cannot deny
That when a photographer walks in with a L Lens
I makes your head spin and you gotta find a store to spend a Benjamin.
//This I'm not seeing where the beats should be going
//Any help would be great, or a change of the wording

Think Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back

it doesn't quite work for the rest of the pattern, but might be able to pull it off as a bridge? I think it might need a bit of a rewrite though.

money cause I like big lenses, no lie!
You other photographers cannot deny
When a shooter walks in with a big L Lens
It makes your head spin, and you spend the Benjamins.

R.

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 20:57:11.

01/06/2007 08:13:26 PM · #15

Bear in the hizouse :-)

Sony 24-70mm F4 Vario-Tessar T* FE OSS

01/06/2007 10:52:37 PM · #16

< removed and reposted with Rapmaster B's latest suggestion >

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 23:38:36.

Bear_Music

Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra

01/06/2007 11:34:38 PM · #17

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Here goes the click Here goes the boom
Tell Langdon to leave me some room
On the front page for my hot pic
95 tens and a one from a
Dictionary meaning of composition
Now click my thread and listen...

Change L2 to:

"Tell Langdon and Drew to leave some room"

or:

"Langdon and crew..."

R.

JerseyGenie

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

01/06/2007 11:36:29 PM · #18

Click yo camera, click on the web.
All this insanity going through my head. ...
I need a model, I need some dough
all I want to do, is make some mo'

money cause I like big lenses, no lie!
You other photographers cannot deny
When a shooter walks in with a big L Lens
It makes your head spin, and you spend the Benjamins.

Then I rush back home and I click the update.
But please donâ��t disâ�� me and please donâ��t hate.
cause I got a bad habit n I just canâ��t break it.
I need another ribbon and I just canâ��t shake it.

Here goes the click Here goes the boom
Tell Langdon to leave me some room
On the front page for my hot pic
95 tens and a one from a
Dictionary meaning of composition
Now click my thread and listen...

Y'all pimpin up yo pic-chaz
In photoshop shud learn y'as
That the shizzle dats fo' real
Is straight from cam'ra, dats the deal!

New challenge comes up, dey calls it "My Crib"
Some sucka starts shoo'in his baby in a bib
I post mah pitcha of my grunged up hood
Check da camera date - it's all good.

Some baghead foo says "DNMC"
When the challenge is over, I PM that SOB
Look mofo, stop yo bitchin
Get off yo ass read the challenge description!

Chorus
Snap,
Submit d'oz Fotos,
Cast d'oz votes,
Refresh
Reefresh
Reeefreshhhhhh
D'en Vue D'oz resultz

01/06/2007 11:39:30 PM · #19

Remixed with Bear's edits. Still need more verses...

Click yo camera, click on the web.
All this insanity going through my head. ...
I need a model, I need some dough
all I want to do, is make some mo'

money cause I like big lenses, no lie!
You other photographers cannot deny
When a shooter walks in with a big L Lens
It makes your head spin, and you spend the Benjamins.

Then I rush back home and I click the update.
But please donâ��t disâ�� me and please donâ��t hate.
cause I got a bad habit n I just canâ��t break it.
I need another ribbon and I just canâ��t shake it.

Here goes the click Here goes the boom
Tell Langdon and Drew to leave me some room
On the front page for my hot pic
95 tens and a one from a
Dictionary meaning of composition
Now click my thread and listen...

Y'all pimpin up yo pic-chaz
In photoshop shud learn y'as
That the shizzle dats fo' real
Is straight from cam'ra, dats the deal!

New challenge comes up, dey calls it "My Crib"
Some sucka starts shoo'in his baby in a bib
I post mah pitcha of my grunged up hood
Check da camera date - it's all good.

Some baghead foo says "DNMC"
When the challenge is over, I PM that SOB
Look mofo, stop yo bitchin
Get off yo ass read the challenge description!

Chorus

edit: Oops - sorry Jeanne, we already have the Chorus. Put a killa verse together... :)

Message edited by author 2007-01-06 23:41:09.

JerseyGenie

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

01/06/2007 11:45:07 PM · #20

No problem Ken, I'll think some more ... probably tomorrow. The brain has stopped working for the night LOL.

01/06/2007 11:45:41 PM · #21

Originally posted by JMI1:

No problem Ken, I'll think some more ... probably tomorrow. The brain has stopped working for the night LOL.

LOL - Rap will do that to ya. :)

01/06/2007 11:49:51 PM · #22

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by JMI1:
No problem Ken, I'll think some more ... probably tomorrow. The brain has stopped working for the night LOL.

LOL - Rap will do that to ya. :)

I think she's written one hell of an outro.. :-)

JerseyGenie

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

01/07/2007 12:00:37 AM · #23

Here ya go, feel free to modify!!

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