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12/24/2006 10:34:06 AM · #1 |
Twas Christmas day at 5am
The children arose from bed
They scurried down the staircase
And found poor Santa dead
It seems that poor old Santa
Whilst eating a mince pie
Had choked and choked and choked and choked
And no one heard him cry
So Santa lay there dying
All dressed in red and white
Seems that Christmas Eve last year
Was Santa's final night
I'm so sorry to have told you
I know this news ain't pleasant
But I've more news that will upset
This year there'll be no presents
I wrote this for my three kids. They were dully horrified!
I know it isn't a photo, but I'd like your comments. |
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12/24/2006 12:08:25 PM · #2 |
awesome! I'm going to get my 5 year old right now and read it to him!
:0P
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12/24/2006 12:11:42 PM · #3 |
Originally posted by surfinbird:
Twas Christmas day at 5am
The children arose from bed
They scurried down the staircase
And found poor Santa dead
It seems that poor old Santa
Whilst eating a mince pie
Had choked and choked and choked and choked
And no one heard him cry
So Santa lay there dying
All dressed in red and white
Seems that Christmas Eve last year
Was Santa's final night
I'm so sorry to have told you
I know this news ain't pleasant
But I've more news that will upset
This year there'll be no presents
I wrote this for my three kids. They were dully horrified!
I know it isn't a photo, but I'd like your comments. |
i'm glad my dad never wrote us a poem like that. |
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12/24/2006 12:12:00 PM · #4 |
| My 4 year old son is already positive that it's summer, not christmas. because theres no snow.(and wont be in south ga. anytime soon) so he yelled yesterday that "santa isnt coming until there's snow!" I'm sure this poem will go over well. :P |
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12/24/2006 03:17:54 PM · #5 |
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12/24/2006 03:55:26 PM · #6 |
In addition to your college savings fund, may I suggest that you also start saving for your children's therapy? ;-)
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12/24/2006 04:04:54 PM · #7 |
i was at that party. it wasn't the real santa - no... that guy was just one of those pixie dust spreading look-a-likes... it wasn't the mince meat pie !
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