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10/31/2006 03:35:24 AM · #201 |
Dirty little secrets, huh? Hmmmm... I have to slice my entry up into bite sized chunks and post them in intervals. *queue flashback music and wavy lines*
I cut kindergarten one day and walked downtown and got caught stealing a toy wallet and play money from a drugstore. Hey, I was gonna pay for it once I opened the package!
In first grade, I liked this girl named Yvonne. I got her a cheesy little ring from a gumball machine and wrapped it in a note and snuck it into her desk after school. I had planned on being "sick" the next day when she would find it, but couldn't pull it off and had to go. I was called to write something on the chalkboard when I heard some girls giggling behind me and I heard my name. My face turned bright red and spontaneously combusted. |
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10/31/2006 04:08:46 AM · #202 |
Mayo and hot sauce is something very common in my home , I like it !
About secrets (not dirty), my mom (she's actually 80) was suspected to be a spy !!!! A nice man helped her then , nothing was true about spying but happily for me they decided to live together and I'm the result of their love .
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10/31/2006 04:41:56 AM · #203 |
hmmmm dirty secrets. I know my grandmas has a plaster cast of rabbie burns skull put away somewhere. :P A little morbid but fitting for the day i suppose. Oh i remember, In my last year of school i faked a letter from a university and from my school to give to my mum saying they wanted me to stay for a week to experience uni life due to my excellent exam results the previous year. I was in fact going down to england to meet a friend off the internet and losing my virginity. :P though we were together for about a year afterwards.
Message edited by author 2006-10-31 07:17:15. |
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10/31/2006 06:54:34 AM · #204 |
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10/31/2006 08:02:06 AM · #205 |
Originally posted by mamba:
hmmmm dirty secrets. I know my grandmas has a plaster cast of rabbie burns skull put away somewhere. :P A little morbid but fitting for the day i suppose. Oh i remember, In my last year of school i faked a letter from a university and from my school to give to my mum saying they wanted me to stay for a week to experience uni life due to my excellent exam results the previous year. I was in fact going down to england to meet a friend off the internet and losing my virginity. :P though we were together for about a year afterwards. |
ROFL...dude! You're poor mother. lol. I hope my kids never send me a note to throw me off the track of thier viginity loss...lol. |
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10/31/2006 08:06:34 AM · #206 |
Originally posted by skinnere:
this thread is cracking me up! The brownie mix thing... ya, I'm in that club too... so good!
my secret? well, in college, I stole a friend's password and used to "check" his email.... it was not as interesting as I'd hoped... |
lol. I did that with my first boyfriend and it was WAAAAY more intersting than I was hoping for. I broke up with him less than two hours after reading said e-mail. rofl. He first said someone was "making ficticious emails, and making them look like he had sent them himself" then when I said "I'm not an idiot, but apparently you are".. he said he'd sue me for invasion of privacy... That was 10 years ago. I'm still waiting. :P |
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10/31/2006 08:31:06 AM · #207 |
Originally posted by jaded_youth:
Originally posted by mamba:
hmmmm dirty secrets. I know my grandmas has a plaster cast of rabbie burns skull put away somewhere. :P A little morbid but fitting for the day i suppose. Oh i remember, In my last year of school i faked a letter from a university and from my school to give to my mum saying they wanted me to stay for a week to experience uni life due to my excellent exam results the previous year. I was in fact going down to england to meet a friend off the internet and losing my virginity. :P though we were together for about a year afterwards. |
ROFL...dude! You're poor mother. lol. I hope my kids never send me a note to throw me off the track of thier viginity loss...lol. |
Haha she still doesn't know about it :P in fact that was my slack off year, i had already been accepted to uni so i didnt NEED to go to school so i skived off all the time..had to forge my report card aswel that year so she was non the wiser of my slackery :P the secret for my plan though was it was a permission slip so i had to get her to sign it ect ect, it was beautiful with leter heads and such, had to steal a letter from the school office for the inventory section of things i would need :P my one kind of major kink in an other wise angelic life >.>
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10/31/2006 09:09:00 AM · #208 |
The last semester I was in school, I just quit going to class. I was working and decided I could make money and do as well as I was in college. I was living at home, and I had to run to the mail to retrieve my report card before my dad did, as he was a distinguished coach there. LOL
Last semester average: .333
Almost as bad as my "Wind II " score.
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10/31/2006 09:20:16 AM · #209 |
| I enjoy re-runs of The Golden Girls. There. I said it. |
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10/31/2006 09:23:15 AM · #210 |
Originally posted by alanfreed:
I enjoy re-runs of The Golden Girls. There. I said it. |
Hahahahahaaaaa hahahahaaa hhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahaaaaaa Sorry, but that one just cracks me up! :P
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10/31/2006 09:29:42 AM · #211 |
I have a crush on Catherine Zeta-Jones. I am not a lesbian but this is the woman I'd cross the line for. Translation, I'll remain straight my entire life :P
June
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10/31/2006 10:05:57 AM · #212 |
Not really a dirty little secret but I have been a bit sneaky the past few weeks and will be for a few more. My wife is from New Zealand her family is all over there and she hasn't seen her brothers for nearly 3 years. Anyway her mom dad and both of her brothers are flying in this year for the holidays. My wife has no idea that they are coming. In fact she has been checking prices on airfare for the past couple of months like she is thinking about booking a trip to go see them.
This is where it gets sneaky. I booked hotel rooms at the Wisconsin Dells for her family and us. I will go pick them up in Chicago at 9:45 AM and drive them to the Dells and get them into their rooms. Then Drive back home. I already made arrangements with one of my aunts to pretend to watch the kids that weekend, Soon as School lets out we will drop the kids off at my aunts house and I will then tell my wife I have a weekend retreat planned for just the two of us. (My aunt will bring the kids to the hotel a bit later that evening) meanwhile we will go to the hotel get checked in etc. I will say I left something in the car and go check on her family.
At some stage we are going to have her mom and dad appear out of nowhere. Not sure how this is going to happen but I was thinking perhaps we will go down to one of the resturants at the resort. Then I can say, Hey that couple over there remind me of your parents.
Part two of this plan is to have her brothers sitting in our hotel room when we get back from Dinner. I have never tried to surpise my wife like this before and can not believe how complicated it can be. However it is going super smooth and barring any delayed flights or traffic jams I can pull this off. I am guessing I will be driving for about 7-8 hours straight that day. So traffic jams are my biggest worry.
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10/31/2006 10:10:59 AM · #213 |
 Bugzeye, that is cool beyond words! A surprise like that will go down in your marriage's history. |
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10/31/2006 10:11:38 AM · #214 |
Originally posted by Chiqui:
I have a crush on Catherine Zeta-Jones. I am not a lesbian but this is the woman I'd cross the line for. Translation, I'll remain straight my entire life :P
June |
It's strange how many have said they have a crush on the same sex but have to qualify it with a "I'm not gay/lesbo" announcement.. |
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10/31/2006 10:58:13 AM · #215 |
Originally posted by chispa:
Originally posted by Chiqui:
I have a crush on Catherine Zeta-Jones. I am not a lesbian but this is the woman I'd cross the line for. Translation, I'll remain straight my entire life :P
June |
It's strange how many have said they have a crush on the same sex but have to qualify it with a "I'm not gay/lesbo" announcement.. |
extremely. |
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10/31/2006 10:59:37 AM · #216 |
Originally posted by chispa:
It's strange how many have said they have a crush on the same sex but have to qualify it with a "I'm not gay/lesbo" announcement.. |
I probably should have added that disclaimer when I admitted to enjoying The Golden Girls. I'm not gay, by the way. |
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10/31/2006 11:01:08 AM · #217 |
I suppose it's because left unsaid, some will assume such people are homosexual. I, personally, have no problem adimitting when anothe woman is beautiful. I can recognize beauty when I see it but it doesn't mean I am want to have sex with these people. A crush, specially on a celebrity, is harmless and will never become anything more. I don't have a point, I'm just rambling :P
June
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10/31/2006 11:09:28 AM · #218 |
no offense meant but from my opinion if your willing to have sex with a member of the same sex then your bisexual. I in no way have a problem with that as I'm bisexual myself but to try and deny it seems weird.
whoops meant same sex..not opposite
Message edited by author 2006-10-31 11:12:16. |
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10/31/2006 11:11:51 AM · #219 |
Originally posted by jaded_youth:
no offense meant but from my opinion if your willing to have sex with a member of the oppsite sex then your bisexual. I in no way have a problem with that as I'm bisexual myself but to try and deny it seems weird. |
Even if you know such thing would never actually happen? For example, I'd only do it for Catherine Zeta-Jones however I am well aware that is impossible, which may be the reason I say I'd do it. Knowing it will never happen makes it easier to say you'd do this or that. But hey, I hate labels.
June
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10/31/2006 11:12:02 AM · #220 |
Originally posted by jaded_youth:
no offense meant but from my opinion if your willing to have sex with a member of the oppsite sex then your bisexual. I in no way have a problem with that as I'm bisexual myself but to try and deny it seems weird. |
Agreed. Myself, I'm buysexual. I don't pay outright cash, but I pay for it every time. Maybe outright cash would be cheaper.....
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10/31/2006 11:14:17 AM · #221 |
Originally posted by cryingdragon:
Originally posted by jaded_youth:
no offense meant but from my opinion if your willing to have sex with a member of the oppsite sex then your bisexual. I in no way have a problem with that as I'm bisexual myself but to try and deny it seems weird. |
Agreed. Myself, I'm buysexual. I don't pay outright cash, but I pay for it every time. Maybe outright cash would be cheaper..... |
lol. weirdo. I thought maybe I had accidentally typed buysexual and your were mocking me. lol. but nope. your just odd. :P |
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10/31/2006 11:19:14 AM · #222 |
| I'm bisexual too. I only got laid twice and got two kids. |
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10/31/2006 11:21:13 AM · #223 |
Originally posted by Jacko:
I'm bisexual too. I only got laid twice and got two kids. |
ROFL
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10/31/2006 11:26:38 AM · #224 |
Originally posted by jaded_youth:
but nope. your just odd. :P |
And this surprises you? |
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10/31/2006 11:27:02 AM · #225 |
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