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10/19/2006 09:43:35 PM · #1 |
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.
Jack noticed that the guy was moaning and shaking.
"What's wrong?" asked Jack.
"I've been transferred to New Orleans, Louisiana," the guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Orleans. They have shootings, rapes, robberies, gangs, race riots, drugs . . . . the highest crime rate."
"Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived there all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack. "I'm the tail gunner on a Bud Lite truck."
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10/19/2006 09:53:33 PM · #2 |
| OUCH! I just told that to my wife... Personally I thought it was funny... Half way through my explanation of what an "tail gunner" was to her, it kind of lost it's magic. |
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10/19/2006 09:54:21 PM · #3 |
Hey man...stop making fun of us down here !
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.
Jack noticed that the guy was moaning and shaking.
"What's wrong?" asked Jack.
"I've been transferred to New Orleans, Louisiana," the guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Orleans. They have shootings, rapes, robberies, gangs, race riots, drugs . . . . the highest crime rate."
"Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived there all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said Jack. "I'm the tail gunner on a Bud Lite truck." |
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10/19/2006 09:56:39 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by kenskid:
Hey man...stop making fun of us down here !
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LOL, I'm not real far away... Mobile ... I've been to NO enough to know what part of twon to stay out of... LOL
Edit: Or should I say, which part of town to go to
Message edited by author 2006-10-19 21:57:20.
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