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08/13/2006 01:42:23 AM · #1 |
I
Hate
You
UPS!!!
Executive 1: "I know, let's let customers track their packages using large garbled numbers!"
Executive 2: "Why of course! People will love that!"
Executive 1: "People will go nuts tracking their stuff!"
Executive 2: "Not to mention I eat kittens!"
Executive 1: "Indeed! Let us go frollic and stomp over the hopes of Harry and his itching desire to play around with his newly ordered flash!"
Executive 2: "Have I told you about the time I invented old people smell, making it torturous to go into retirement homes?"
Executive 1: "hmwa hmwa hmwa! guffah guffah! har har har!"
Executive 2: "Indeed! Let us now join Mr. Pickle-Frog in an orgy to celebrate our aggravation of Mr. Hixon! His flash will sit idly in a warehouse Thirty Minutes Away from his house for THE ENTIRE WEEKEND!"
Grar!
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08/13/2006 01:47:28 AM · #2 |
| I do appreciate a creative rage. |
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08/13/2006 02:06:13 AM · #3 |
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08/13/2006 02:09:14 AM · #4 |
LOL
I know just the picture for a time like this
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08/13/2006 07:12:26 AM · #5 |
I have an issue with them too.
Last year, I ordered a lens from a Canadian store (I live in Canada) and had it shipped so that I would receive it by Friday for a wedding on Saturday. So guess what? Right. The lens never showed up by the promised time of 8:00 pm on Friday.
Rep kept telling me that the lens was on the truck, but the driver never showed up. The lens was finally delivered the subsequent Monday afternoon.
So this is what I think of UPS and their guaranteed service
Message edited by author 2006-08-13 07:16:41. |
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08/13/2006 07:28:02 AM · #6 |
| I've never used UPS, but I think the title of this thread should win a special award. |
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08/13/2006 11:03:45 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by Pug-H:
I've never used UPS, but I think the title of this thread should win a special award. |
Sorry. The award goes to UPS...
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08/13/2006 11:33:21 AM · #8 |
Originally posted by Vapor63:
His flash will sit idly in a warehouse Thirty Minutes Away from his house for THE ENTIRE WEEKEND!" |
Both FedEx and UPS are within 5 miles of me. I know the feeling. |
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08/13/2006 11:36:36 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by TechnoShroom:
Originally posted by Vapor63:
His flash will sit idly in a warehouse Thirty Minutes Away from his house for THE ENTIRE WEEKEND!" |
Both FedEx and UPS are within 5 miles of me. I know the feeling. |
HEY!!!! I work for FedEx. Just don't confuse FedEx Express with FedEx Ground. Though they're both the same company. Ground couriers are independant, not hourly.
Message edited by author 2006-08-13 11:41:27. |
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08/13/2006 05:25:22 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Originally posted by Pug-H:
I've never used UPS, but I think the title of this thread should win a special award. |
Sorry. The award goes to UPS...
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Today I received a special phone call from an automated UPS lady to kindly remind me "your package will arrive... [awkward pause] tomorrow between... [pause] seven [...] A.M. [...] and [...] eight [...] P.M. The courier will require the recipient present to sign off for the package. If you are not present, the courier will leave a notice with options for retreiving your package on a later date. Thank you for using UPS."
Fortunately I was at the shotgun range when the call arrived, and I managed to unload my anger:
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