Before reading this, I want to state I don't mean offend anyone cause of religion or professional background...
Married In Heaven
>
> On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal
>car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly
>Gates waiting for
>St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:
>Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
>When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.
> St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
> Let me go find out," and he leaves.
>
> The couple sat and waited for an answer. . . . . .for a couple of months.
>
> While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get
>married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of
>it all.
>
> "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
>
> After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
>somewhat bedraggled.
>
> "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
>
> "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
>don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
>
> St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
>
> "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
>
> "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find
>a priest up here!
> Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? |
