Ok, I don't do this a lot, but I've been editing a bunch of pictures, particularly pictures with stage lighting...
So here's my RANT...
"You know what really ticks me off? It's stage lighting hands who think it's a great idea to simultaneously use two different colors on opposite sides of the color wheel to light the stage..."
"I mean, go for it, use green and blue or yellow and magenta, but seriously, GREEN AND MAGENTA lighting AT THE SAME TIME??!?"
"Bastards!"
"I can't even imagine what all those poor fools who were shooting film are feeling after getting their pics back all green and purple scratching their heads wondering WHY!!!!"
"OH the insanity!"
"Stage lighting folk, get your act together and read up on your colors!"
"Correcting the white balance is seriously one HUGE pain in the Derriere!"
"Parents and school administrators are NOT going to understand why the kid's face is half green and half purple, while their hands are normal color... or why half of their face is green and sickly, but the other half looks normal..."
Ok, I think I'm done.... Feel free to add anything you like!
"GRRRR!" Oops... It just slipped out! |
