High School, Zombies and saving the human race!

Canon EF-S 17-85mm f/4-5.6 IS USM

06/11/2006 10:13:59 PM · #1

I had this weird ass dream last night/this morning!

I had this dream that I was in High School, and they were doing a random drug search of the school. I bent down to pet one of the dogs, and he snarled at me and started going nuts! The dog smelled drugs on me! The cops came and took me away for questioning. I told them that I was clean and that I never did drugs and that I was framed. They still carted me off to this Juvenile Detention place. Here, one of my "friends" had got wind that there was going to be a drug search, and the slipped something in my drink.

So, at this place... one of my real friends stopped into see me and told me that the outside world was turning into brain eating zombies. And that I had to find Zathura (she was a red haired zombie slayer) and she would help me defeat them. So, I had to get on this elevator that was made out of caging and was the size of a small pet carrier. I found this chick and we went around kicking zombie ass. I asked her how to tell Zombies from Humans, and she said, "If they are eating something (and pointed to a boy eating corn on the cob) that they are a zombie! At one point, we were in this crowd of Zombies (kinda like in the Matrix when Neo is surrounded by thousands of Agent Smiths) and we started getting all Matrix on their asses. Well, they weren't dying. I actually had this old guy zombie in a head lock and I was biting his head and he laughed and said, "We won't die.... it's 4pm!" I was like "Huh?" and this other zombie guy was like, "We can't die between the hours of 4pm and 8pm!" WTF?

So, Z and I were running through all these weird secret doors and up and down these secret stairs. I was running and I got to the top of a secret room by climbing up there weird spikes. At the top of the room, it was filled with hacksaw blades of all shapes, sizes and thicknesses. I filled my backpack with them and called to Z. All of a sudden I hear the voice of the HS principal (who is in reality, Ethan's Kindergarten teacher) and she says, "Zathura is no longer with us, the zombies got her and turned her into a pair of snow skis! She is laying in front of the high school. You can go take pictures of her if you want, and save for if she ever comes back to life!" So, I came down out of the room, and sure enough there she was... a pair of white and pink snow skis with a number "65" painted on them? So, I started taking a few pictures and then it was Zombie butt kicking time! I got blades out of my back pack and tied some together... swinging them around like nunchucks - ninja style!

Then I see this monster truck coming down the road with huge blades out of the sides of it! It was Ethan's dad! He picked me up, and we went all over the world in the truck kicking Zombie ass and finding the last of the humans.

Then I woke up!

I don't think I should drink wine anymore... sad thing is, I only had one plastic cup full!
*Sheesh!*

Message edited by author 2006-06-11 22:15:05.

xianart

Canon EOS-7D

06/11/2006 10:16:35 PM · #2

Originally posted by nsoroma79:

... sad thing is, I only had one plastic cup full!
*Sheesh!*

but you're not supposed to drink wine in pint glasses! ;-)

06/11/2006 10:18:43 PM · #3

Originally posted by nsoroma79:

I told them that I was clean and that I never did drugs and that I was framed.

RIGHT! Denial is the first stage....

:)

06/11/2006 10:21:19 PM · #4

hahaha!!!! Seriously... the cup was a small "party cup". That is the first drink I had in months! Maybe the problem is that I just need to drink more often!

Ok, now... moving on to stage #2! :P

06/11/2006 10:26:00 PM · #5

*COUGH*

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

06/11/2006 10:27:16 PM · #6

ROFLMAO!

alfresco

Nikon D700

06/11/2006 10:29:04 PM · #7

Originally posted by nsoroma79:

... the cup was a small "party cup"....

Uhhhh-huh!

Now *that* is a dream, what kind of wine was that?!?

Melethia

Canon EOS-80D

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

06/11/2006 10:29:09 PM · #8

My weird dream - saw a bear in the road - it had been hit it seems, and there was this cat, a normal house cat, standing gaurd over it. The bear slowly got up and moved to the side of the road, and all the while the cat kept moving with him and watching him. Next day I saw a picture in the paper where a common house cat had treed a black bear - no kidding. Apparently when the bear came down, the cat chased it up another tree.

And I only drink Nyquil. :-)

alfresco

Nikon D700

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 24-70mm f/2.8G ED

06/11/2006 10:30:18 PM · #9

Originally posted by Melethia:

And I only drink Nyquil. :-)

You're only supposed to have a "small dose", not one of Lorrie's party cups :)

06/11/2006 10:33:04 PM · #10

Dude, the party cup is where it's at!

It was a local winery's Blush wine! YuM!!!!! It's funny, I normally don't drink at weddings I am photographing. But, I had a "party cup" at the wedding yesterday, and asked the bride and groom where they got it. They told me and then told me to take a bottle or two home! I was shocked! So, now I have a HUGE party cup full in my fridge! hahaha

06/11/2006 10:35:37 PM · #11

"Party Cup"

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

06/11/2006 11:01:11 PM · #12

*sigh*

David.C

06/11/2006 11:07:28 PM · #13

Originally posted by RMyers1314:

"Party Cup"

Is the handle of that wrapped in electrical tape???

I've heard of drinks that have a kick and of getting a 'buzz' from several -- but electrical tape???

Message edited by author 2006-06-11 23:08:42.

Makka

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

06/11/2006 11:08:55 PM · #14

Wow! And you have these dreams without having drugs?? ;)

06/11/2006 11:12:06 PM · #15

Originally posted by David.C:

Originally posted by RMyers1314:
"Party Cup"

Is the handle of that wrapped in electrical tape???

I've heard of drinks that have a kick and of getting a 'buzz' from several -- but electrical tape???

It's to ID who's is whos. I've got three in the house. That one is my friend's. Mine's in the dishwasher. And it helps to grip it when we are drinking outside and it starts to sweat.