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05/18/2006 01:25:58 AM · #2126
Originally posted by _eug:

Oh that was YOU... Dirty bum.


now how do you know if his bum is dirty? I know Crayon and him have had some fun recently, but not you too Eug!

Message edited by author 2006-05-18 01:26:06.
05/18/2006 01:28:23 AM · #2127
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

not when it involved Leroy and Crayon


I'm not involved!
05/18/2006 01:28:34 AM · #2128
What is all this male interest in the cheeseman? Goodness...

*places duct tape over crack.*

Message edited by author 2006-05-18 01:28:58.
05/18/2006 01:29:44 AM · #2129
best be careful when you pull off the duct tape - especially if you have a hairy bum
05/18/2006 01:30:39 AM · #2130
the duct tape is staying.
05/18/2006 01:39:15 AM · #2131
Can you say constipation?

Did you hear about the Japanese researcher several years ago that did an experiment on rats where he sewed their anal oriface closed? They got so aggitated due to the constipation that they would kill.
05/18/2006 01:40:19 AM · #2132
_eug - that's just wrong !
05/18/2006 01:41:58 AM · #2133

05/18/2006 01:43:23 AM · #2134
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

the duct tape is staying.


you might wanna tape the other thing too...
05/18/2006 01:44:38 AM · #2135
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo first post:

I am killing this thread so don't even try!

:-P


What a liar we made Wazz out to be
05/18/2006 01:46:42 AM · #2136
I'm just tell you the story I heard! Don't shoot the messenger. Can't find any evidence to support it though.
05/18/2006 01:46:55 AM · #2137

05/18/2006 01:47:41 AM · #2138
Enjoy your popcorn. G'night all.
05/18/2006 01:48:07 AM · #2139
Originally posted by _eug:

Enjoy your popcorn. G'night all.


what? no kiss g'nite?

05/18/2006 01:48:25 AM · #2140
Originally posted by _eug:

I'm just tell you the story I heard! Don't shoot the messenger. Can't find any evidence to support it though.


that reminds me of a story i read long ago (was a forwarded joke) about the internal organs of the body contesting to be the boss. finally the ass-h0le got the title. anyone know which one i was talking about?
05/18/2006 01:48:47 AM · #2141
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by _eug:

I'm just tell you the story I heard! Don't shoot the messenger. Can't find any evidence to support it though.


that reminds me of a story i read long ago (was a forwarded joke) about the internal organs of the body contesting to be the boss. finally the ass-h0le got the title. anyone know which one i was talking about?


yup

05/18/2006 01:49:11 AM · #2142
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

what? no kiss g'nite?


With Leroy's tongue still dangling there, you could try :p
05/18/2006 01:49:44 AM · #2143
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Originally posted by _eug:

Enjoy your popcorn. G'night all.

what? no kiss g'nite?

05/18/2006 01:50:35 AM · #2144
* blush * thank you


05/18/2006 01:50:51 AM · #2145

05/18/2006 01:51:06 AM · #2146
wanna kill something - click here
05/18/2006 01:51:43 AM · #2147
Hey can I get a goodnight kiss too????

Oh, hang on....I'm not going to bed yet...damn!!

Hehehehehe!!
05/18/2006 01:52:25 AM · #2148
Originally posted by Judi:

Hey can I get a goodnight kiss too????

Oh, hang on....I'm not going to bed yet...damn!!

Hehehehehe!!



05/18/2006 01:52:57 AM · #2149
High Tech Idiot

Once upon a time there was a shepherd tending his sheep at the edge of a
country road. A brand new Cadillac Escalade screeches to a halt next to
him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Briani suit, Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses, Jovial Swiss wrist watch, and a Bhs tie gets out and
asks the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you
give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sprawling field
of sheep and says, "Okay."
The young man parks the SUV, connects his notebook and wireless modem,
enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and
60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150 page report on
his high tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says, "You
have exactly 1,586 sheep here."
The shepherd answers, "That's correct! You can have your sheep."
The young man takes one of the animals and puts it in the back of his
vehicle. The shepherd looks at him and asks, "Now, if I guess your
profession, will you pay me back in kind?"
The young man answers, "Sure."
The shepherd says, "You are a consultant."
"Exactly! How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being
called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already
knew. Third, you don't understand anything about my business - and I'd
really like to have my dog back."


05/18/2006 01:53:58 AM · #2150
Awww...thanks Leroy!
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