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05/04/2006 07:00:04 PM · #1
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This is puzzling me a lot! Here is the scene. His Kiwiness is asking Nasti's father for her hand in marriage. The conversation probably went a little like this:

Kiwiness: Sir, I would like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage
Mr Nasti: OK. So what will you do to support my daughter? What job do you have?
Kiwiness: I am a photographer, Sir, a very good one at that.
Mr Nasti: Excellent! My dear Anastasia has a similar interest. So what do you photograph? Are you a journalist? Wildlife photographer? Portrait?
Kiwiness: Well, some portraits, Sir.
Mr Nasti: Well, lots of opportunity there but do you do anything else? Cut throat business, don't you know.
Kiwiness: Well, I also specialise in glamour and nude photography, Sir.
Mr Nasti: What!?!?! Do you mean to say that you take pictures of beautiful semi-naked and naked women in alluring and exotic poses, designed to be artistic as well as arousing?????
Kiwiness: Yes Sir.
Mr Nasti: And, young man, do you intend to still do this when you are married?????
Kiwiness: Why, yes Sir! It is my job.
Mr Nasti: Well, young man, all I can say is...

As a father myself I would love to say something along the lines of

"Good luck, mate!"

but I just wonder! :-)

I guess Mr Nasti must have said something like:

"Excellent, Dear Boy! And feel free to use the cubes anytime you are here"

based on His Kiwiness' portfolio...

Carl

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05/04/2006 07:05:51 PM · #2
I guess you kind of have to know the two of them?
05/04/2006 08:39:41 PM · #3
huh?
05/04/2006 08:43:43 PM · #4
thank you
05/04/2006 08:52:17 PM · #5
lost me somewhere near the punchline...
05/04/2006 08:52:59 PM · #6
huh?
05/04/2006 08:56:16 PM · #7
Originally posted by obsidian:

Humour mode on

This is puzzling me a lot! Here is the scene. His Kiwiness is asking Nasti's father for her hand in marriage. The conversation probably went a little like this:

Kiwiness: Sir, I would like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage
Mr Nasti: OK. So what will you do to support my daughter? What job do you have?
Kiwiness: I am a photographer, Sir, a very good one at that.
Mr Nasti: Excellent! My dear Anastasia has a similar interest. So what do you photograph? Are you a journalist? Wildlife photographer? Portrait?
Kiwiness: Well, some portraits, Sir.
Mr Nasti: Well, lots of opportunity there but do you do anything else? Cut throat business, don't you know.
Kiwiness: Well, I also specialise in glamour and nude photography, Sir.
Mr Nasti: What!?!?! Do you mean to say that you take pictures of beautiful semi-naked and naked women in alluring and exotic poses, designed to be artistic as well as arousing?????
Kiwiness: Yes Sir.
Mr Nasti: And, young man, do you intend to still do this when you are married?????
Kiwiness: Why, yes Sir! It is my job.
Mr Nasti: Well, young man, all I can say is...

As a father myself I would love to say something along the lines of

"Good luck, mate!"

but I just wonder! :-)

I guess Mr Nasti must have said something like:

"Excellent, Dear Boy! And feel free to use the cubes anytime you are here"

based on His Kiwiness' portfolio...

Carl

Humour mode off


LOL (",) you do gotta wonder what the inlaws thought about the cubes ,if they know!
05/04/2006 09:33:08 PM · #8
funny I had it faved but didn't realize it was Gary's til now

05/04/2006 09:35:13 PM · #9
Originally posted by obsidian:


Mr Nasti: Well, young man, all I can say is...


......get a haircut
05/04/2006 09:43:13 PM · #10
Originally posted by keegbow:

Originally posted by obsidian:


Mr Nasti: Well, young man, all I can say is...


......get a haircut


and get a real job...
05/05/2006 03:42:37 AM · #11
Sigh! I guess that this just proves I really am obscure!

And the cube in question is this one:



Mutters incoherently and wanders back to his hole... :-)

Carl
05/05/2006 03:54:32 AM · #12
Hehehe you have a wild imagination :)

Actually when we got married we hadn't even started in photography and also her dad doesn't speak English and I don't speak Russian so a discussion like that would have been impossible. The cubes I can always use when I am in Russia, and I will again for sure :) Soon, soon....
05/05/2006 05:23:44 AM · #13
Originally posted by obsidian:

And the cube in question is this one:



I want to know where you found the sextuplets for that shot...!
05/05/2006 06:53:07 AM · #14
he he he, i will have to tell my dad that he has got a new nickname now :) he will love this :)

btw, here is his photo with my mom :) gosh I miss them so much.

Message edited by author 2006-05-05 06:53:18.
05/05/2006 07:24:20 AM · #15
good lookin' parents :)

by the way, this picture looks freakin awesome blown up like that (the background pic)! Think it's about time I start slopping mud on my face :)

Originally posted by Anastasia:

he he he, i will have to tell my dad that he has got a new nickname now :) he will love this :)

btw, here is his photo with my mom :) gosh I miss them so much.
05/05/2006 09:58:50 AM · #16
[quote=hopper
by the way, this picture looks freakin awesome blown up like that (the background pic)! Think it's about time I start slopping mud on my face :)[/quote]


Message edited by author 2006-05-05 10:00:23.
05/05/2006 10:48:53 AM · #17
Just for the record, I am still known as "Uncle Nasty" by my nephews and nieces for my over-acted and very graphic story telling when they were young. Mr Nasti is clearly an accolade that I can relate to!

Glad Gary and Nasti saw the fun in this one as Meunster would be hell if they did not!

Carl
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