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04/27/2006 09:39:58 PM · #1 |
>1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
>4. "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
>5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
>12. "God, now I know why I am not gay.
And the best one of all...
>13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
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04/27/2006 09:45:47 PM · #2 |
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04/27/2006 09:50:23 PM · #3 |
ROTFLMAO! My faves: 10, 11, and definitely 13.
Edit: actually, I'd MUCH rather not be conscious enough to ask questions during a colonoscopy... been there, done that, hated it!
Message edited by author 2006-04-27 21:51:31.
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04/27/2006 10:12:17 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by American_Horse:
>5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
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Why take a shot a Arkansas? Arkansas really isn't all that bad of a place. Take a LOOK. |
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04/27/2006 10:18:12 PM · #5 |
| Fletch Quote: Ever serve time Doc? |
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04/27/2006 10:21:58 PM · #6 |
| #14 - "Eh Doc - how come BOTH of your hands are on my shoulders?" |
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04/27/2006 11:34:39 PM · #7 |
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04/28/2006 12:12:10 AM · #8 |
Originally posted by American_Horse:
> >11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" |
Can someone explain the Enron thing to me? I've seen a dozen references to it here on the site, but maybe you just have to be American?
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04/28/2006 01:22:40 AM · #9 |
Enron was an energy-trading company which collapsed a few years ago in what is generally considered the greatest case of corporate and accounting fraud in US history. Thousands of employees lost not only their jobs, but much of their savings and retirement accounts in the collapse. Enron also was a participant in creating the "energy crisis" a few years ago, in which energy companies ripped off California ratepayers for between 2 and 14 billion dollars, depending on if you believe the Federal (non)-regulators or the California Attorney General.
The two top executives are currently on trial. |
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