The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responded, "I'd like to speak to my horse, Silver."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear. The horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a very beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits that he is impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
Again, the Lone Ranger asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse -- alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees. Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they are alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him squarely in the eye and says, "Listen carefully. For the last time, dumbass, I said 'BRING POSSE!'
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