An attorney was driving all around town in his new Mercedes Benz when he decides to get out and get a bite to eat. Just as he opens his drivers side door, a large pick-up truck rams into the door and rips it right off the hinges. The following is the conversation between the Attorney, the truck driver and a policeman.
Attorney:
"What the hell dude, can't you watch where the hell you are driving?"
Truck Driver:
"Sorry Man, but you opened the damn door right here on the street without looking"
Attorney,
"Looking my ass, you jerk. I just bought this son of a gun, and paid $175,000.00 dollars for it and you drive through here like a Mad man".
Policeman:
"Sir, you are going to have to clam down. I witnessed the accident, and I will take care of it all".
Attorney:
"You can't take care of my damn car you idiot. My effing door is gone"
Policeman:
"Sir, again I am going to ask you to calm down. The door is the least of your worries right now. If you will look, you lost your left arm also".
Attorney: (Looking down at his arm, which is missing also)
"Holy Shit man, my ROLEX is gone"........
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