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02/16/2006 08:36:44 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by deapee:
entertainment at its best |
Wasn't it you who was sick this morning? Are you better?
Reading the rest of the posts, I guess it was. Nevermind!
Message edited by author 2006-02-16 20:37:51. |
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02/16/2006 08:38:29 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by AdrienneGC:
Originally posted by deapee:
entertainment at its best |
Wasn't it you who was sick this morning? Are you better? |
Yeah, you can check the thread, but I'm doing better. The stomach pain was from the acidity in some pizza, and I'm putting myself on a healthy diet from now on. Thanks.
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02/16/2006 08:39:59 PM · #28 |
| I just read it... Glad you're doing better:) |
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02/16/2006 08:59:05 PM · #29 |
| I was visiting my little brother in prison (yes he was busted for drug use. The apple fell a bit from the tree there) anyway while there I noticed two blue outhouses (bathrooms) that were for the inmates out in the yard we would visit in. One of them was empty and the other had a very long line. I asked my brother what was up an he said the one with the line was the only one with a tube of lubrication for smuggling purposes. Yes this is very true. When asked what they smuggled he said packs of cigarettes, drugs, cash and weapons. I had snuck him in a pair of tennis shoes. No he didn't we switched shoes under the table when the guards weren't looking. |
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02/16/2006 09:18:26 PM · #30 |
I got this one in an email of a news paper clipping. The headline read " Teatime Love Bite"
A Woman almost bit off her husbands willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex.
In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the frying pan and spilled boiling oil down her naked back. She clenched her teeth on his willy & in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they recieved their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy, while the wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheek bone.
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02/16/2006 10:30:41 PM · #31 |
Originally posted by idnic:
Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). |
If I remember it right, Julie Christie did that to Warren Beatty in Shampoo.
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02/17/2006 09:39:38 AM · #32 |
Originally posted by ShutterPug:
...a girl with a live cockroach in her ear... |
I was working as a government geologist one summer, living in a field-house with two other geo's. One evening while unlocking the door to get into the field-house, a moth flew into my co-worker's ear and went in as far as it could. It refused to come out, so we had to drive an hour to the nearest hospital to have it removed.
He had to have drops in his ear a few times a day for the next week or so. Since he was my partner, I put the drops in for him. I laughed every time. It was a great source of jokes for the rest of the summer.
:-D
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02/17/2006 10:16:11 AM · #33 |
I had a friend who was an EMT, some of the stories he would tell were awful, but others were hilarious.
He responded to a 911 call where a neighbor had reported hearing calls for help. The police and the EMTs are there and sure enough, they hear this woman yelling for help. So they yell back "Ma'am, this is the police, are you OK?"
"Yes, I'm fine.", comes the reply, "But my husband is unconcious."
"Is he breathing?"
"I can't tell."
"Can you let us in?"
"No, I can't. Please help him."
Meanwhile, the officers have gone around the house, looking for an open door and discovered that the house is locked up tight.
"Ma'am, all of the doors are locked."
"The woman is getting more and more agitated and yells' "Break the Goddam door down then."
So, the police break in the door, run through the house and they find the couple in the Master Bedroom. She is butt naked and quite securely tied, spead-eagle to the bed. He is unconcious on the floor, wearing nothing but a mask and a cape. Evidently, after tying her, he climbed up un the dresser to do his superhero leap onto the bed, slipped, fell and hit his head.
He got to spend a night or two in the hospital, but was otherwise fine.
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02/17/2006 10:21:50 AM · #34 |
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02/17/2006 10:27:13 AM · #35 |
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02/17/2006 10:32:36 AM · #36 |
I always knew he was a BS'er.
Seems that both Paul Harvey and Ann Landers bought it too.
Snopes also doesn't say it's untrue, just that it's unverified, but since it appeared in Ann Landers' column back in 1990 and my friend was still in HS.......
Message edited by author 2006-02-17 10:42:25.
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02/17/2006 10:38:55 AM · #37 |
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
I always knew he was a BS'er.
Seems that both Paul Harvey and Ann Landers bought it too. |
LOL. You can always get him back with one of your own. |
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02/17/2006 10:47:52 AM · #38 |
Gerbil stuffing? ... oh man!!! reading about that shit cheered me up no end I needed a good laugh after what I been through this week.. Gerbil Stuffing since 1982.. what a crazy world we have
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