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12/20/2005 03:41:09 PM · #1 |
~You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita
Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
~A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
~You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
~You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
~You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
~You measure distance in minutes.
~Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
~You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
~You know cowpies are not made of beef.
~Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
~You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
~You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
~A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.
~You know everything goes better with Ranch.
~You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
~You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
~Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper." |
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12/20/2005 03:52:53 PM · #2 |
Originally posted by dpdave:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper." |
hahahahahhaha. or North Carolina.
BTW, I want an orange coke. ;) |
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12/20/2005 04:02:10 PM · #3 |
| ...if "Jesus" is turned into a four-syllable word. |
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12/20/2005 04:05:56 PM · #4 |
... your small tele lens is a Canon EF 600mm f/4.0L IS USM
Brett |
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12/20/2005 04:19:55 PM · #5 |
And more :)
You know yer from Tecksahs if....
You no longer associate bridges with water.
You've ever gone swimming in December.
You can make instant sun tea.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
You discover that in July it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
Hot water comes out of both taps.
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
You realize asphalt has a liquid state.
You only know six spices: salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ sauce, ketchup, and Picante.
You have more miles on your tractor than your car.
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for two Hunger Busters and fries.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your cowboy boots.
The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering." and five guys stand up.
The Pastor wears boots.
People wonder, when Jesus fed 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until June 25, then it stops totally until Oct 2.
You’ve had to switch from “heat†to “A/C†in the same day.
You've ever been “cow tipping†or “snipe hunting.â€
You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.
Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as “goin wal-martin†or off to “Wally World.â€
I could go for days... |
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12/20/2005 04:58:41 PM · #6 |
"You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita
Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo."
I'm a true Texan :) My husband works in Corsicana and we live right in the middle of Corsicana, Palestine, Mexia and Waco. (in Streetman, Texas) :) Plus my sister lives in Decatur. lol Can you say "I'm a hick living in the sticks" I'm actually a big city girl but moved here in May and LOVE IT)
You also know you're from Texas if your windchimes look like this.
Message edited by author 2005-12-20 17:01:46. |
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12/20/2005 05:02:47 PM · #7 |
| if your cousins are married to each other |
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12/20/2005 05:12:59 PM · #8 |
Originally posted by TLL061:
if your cousins are married to each other |
No isn't that Louisiana? Don't you have to produce birth certificates showing you're related to get a licence?
Brett |
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12/20/2005 05:13:04 PM · #9 |
They forgot about Armadillo lights on your Christmas tree.
and having W's face on their Qurter. |
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