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11/27/2005 02:37:07 AM · #26

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by jsas:
Dear Woody

I am writing a book. How do I promote it? It is titled "Under the Bleachers".

Signed -Seymore Butz

Dear Seymore - if you want to sell more books, re-title it "Harry Potter and the Creature under the Bleachers".

-Woody

You have wisdom beyond your wood.

11/27/2005 02:37:33 AM · #27

Dear Woody-

I'm scared of the dark. I often sleep with the lights on and with one eye open. I fear the boogie man. No not Dirk Diggler but the real boogie man.

I fear that he watches my every move.

Signed,

Frightful in Seattle

11/27/2005 02:38:10 AM · #28

Originally posted by Rikki:

Dear Constipated - It's not new, but it works...

11/27/2005 02:43:13 AM · #29

Dear Woody,

I am in search for a fountain of youth does it exist? I hear it has three spouts.

signed-Got Milk

11/27/2005 02:47:46 AM · #30

Originally posted by Rikki:

Dear Woody-
I'm scared of the dark. I often sleep with the lights on and with one eye open. I fear the boogie man. No not Dirk Diggler but the real boogie man.

I fear that he watches my every move.

Signed,

Frightful in Seattle

Dear Frady Cat -

Stop whining. There is nothing to fear!

11/27/2005 02:54:39 AM · #31

Originally posted by jsas:

Dear Woody,

I am in search for a fountain of youth does it exist? I hear it has three spouts.

signed-Got Milk

I think you knew the answer all along.

11/27/2005 03:04:36 AM · #32

WOW! Thank you Mr.Woody I must go to dream of my yellow river once more. Nite and goodluck with the column rrrr thread rrrrr well you know.

11/27/2005 03:07:08 AM · #33

Dear Woody,

Ever dream?

Sincerely,

Up all night

11/27/2005 03:32:55 AM · #34

Originally posted by Rikki:

Dear Woody,

Ever dream?

Sincerely,

Up all night

Yep.

Message edited by author 2005-11-27 03:53:59.

11/27/2005 05:27:29 PM · #35

Dear Woody,

I have done some research on my family tree, but it just goes straight up, and doesn't branch out. It is more like a family stick. What to do?

Signed- Red Neck

Samsung Galaxy S24, S24+, S24 Ultra

11/27/2005 07:48:10 PM · #36

Dear Woody-

When I took my Adult without Adults entry, I spotted a beautiful adult walking by. I took the shot but realized the subject was not in the frame. Instead, this adult was. What should I do?

Drooling in Memphis

Bear_Music

Sony Vario-Tessar T* FE 24-70mm f/4 ZA OSS

11/27/2005 07:53:09 PM · #37

Originally posted by Rikki:

Dear Memphis:

Stop drooling and invest in a dSLR. The shutter lag on your point-n-shoot is to blame for this.

Harrelson (the original Woody)

Samsung Galaxy S24, S24+, S24 Ultra

11/27/2005 07:57:42 PM · #38

Dear Woody,

I like to lay in leaves.

signed-Russell

Bear_Music

Sony Vario-Tessar T* FE 24-70mm f/4 ZA OSS

11/27/2005 07:59:52 PM · #39

Originally posted by jsas:

Dear Woody,

I like to lay in leaves.

signed-Russell

Dear Russel,

Are you a hen, by any chance? Or a goose? If not, leave the laying to fowls and go lie wherever you can float your boat.

Grammatically yours,

Harrelson (the original Woody)

11/27/2005 08:01:35 PM · #40

Originally posted by jsas:

Dear Woody,

I have done some research on my family tree, but it just goes straight up, and doesn't branch out. It is more like a family stick. What to do?

Signed- Red Neck

Dear Redface,

You think your family tree has problems? Mine is like a freakin thornbush...

And there's nothing wrong with a family stick. My friends and I hang out there all the time.

11/27/2005 08:03:28 PM · #41

Originally posted by bear_music:

Harrelson (the original Woody)

**tapping foot**

11/27/2005 08:06:26 PM · #42

Dear Woody-

Somehow I have dreams of being famous but not like this. Will ribbons garner me the fame I've been searching for all my life?

LA Leno

11/27/2005 08:09:18 PM · #43

Dear Woody,

Ever read the book "Line in the Sand" by Peter Dragon

Message edited by author 2005-11-27 20:14:41.

11/27/2005 08:22:09 PM · #44

Originally posted by jsas:

Dear Woody, Ever read the book "Line in the Sand" by Peter Dragon

Dear No-Name,

You need eyes to read. Does it look like I have eyes??

...so obviously I haven't read the book, but I did make a line in the sand once...

Now, on to read the next question...

11/27/2005 08:22:47 PM · #45

Originally posted by Rikki:

Dear Woody-

Somehow I have dreams of being famous but not like this. Will ribbons garner me the fame I've been searching for all my life?

LA Leno

Dear LA LA LA Leonard - I see a ribbon in your future, but it's not what you might hope for. ...or maybe it is.

11/27/2005 08:24:25 PM · #46

11/27/2005 08:33:04 PM · #47

Dear Woody,

I had a dream I was floating in the water.

signed-Bob

11/27/2005 08:35:36 PM · #48

Originally posted by jsas:

Dear Woody,

I had a dream I was floating in the water.

signed-Bob

Thanks for sharing that, "Bob" is it? Did you have a question?