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11/18/2005 09:16:10 PM · #276 |
| Door number one, you go to prison for a very long time. Door number two, we are going to get back the Declaration of Independence, you help us find it, and you still go to prison for a very long time, but you feel better inside. |
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11/18/2005 09:30:27 PM · #277 |
| Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you. |
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11/18/2005 09:38:36 PM · #278 |
Traveling through Hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy!
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11/18/2005 10:03:56 PM · #279 |
I'm in command of 18 competitively selected super-fit physical specimens with an average age of 24.6 who have been locked up in hyperspace for 378 days. It would have served you right if he... they... oh go on, get out of here before I have you run out of the area under guard - and then I'll put more guards on the guards.
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11/18/2005 10:23:19 PM · #280 |
| The price is wrong, bitch. |
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11/18/2005 10:33:53 PM · #281 |
| I, uh, I hope you're gonna give him dessert for that price, Clara |
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11/18/2005 10:39:54 PM · #282 |
| Here I was thinking I was the only one who considered your boyfriend a narcissistic moron, when apparently the whole galaxy does. |
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11/18/2005 10:48:57 PM · #283 |
| Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer |
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11/18/2005 11:03:58 PM · #284 |
| If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls. |
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11/18/2005 11:14:52 PM · #285 |
| Where all de white women at? |
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11/18/2005 11:26:40 PM · #286 |
Stella!
Hey Stteeeeeeeelllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! |
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11/18/2005 11:26:41 PM · #287 |
I shall call him "squishi" and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishi.
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11/18/2005 11:28:07 PM · #288 |
| I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough. |
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11/18/2005 11:28:56 PM · #289 |
| You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. |
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11/18/2005 11:29:47 PM · #290 |
| Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back. |
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11/18/2005 11:34:58 PM · #291 |
I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met was -
- La Belle Aurore.
How nice. You remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Not an easy day to forget.
No.
I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey. You wore blue.
Message edited by author 2005-11-18 23:36:36. |
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11/18/2005 11:47:08 PM · #292 |
Goooooooddd Morning Vietnam!!!!!!
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11/18/2005 11:51:39 PM · #293 |
| Damn! We're in a tight spot! |
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11/19/2005 12:00:57 AM · #294 |
| And today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway. |
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11/19/2005 12:11:48 AM · #295 |
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11/19/2005 12:12:27 AM · #296 |
| is that a ten gallon hat, or you just enjoying the show? |
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11/19/2005 12:21:03 AM · #297 |
Any news on the boyfriend front?
I was kind of seeing someone: an author.
And what happened?
He committed suicide.
Oh I'm so sorry.
It's alright. I didn't really like him very much. I liked him even less after he committed suicide.
How did he do it?
He threw himself off a building. He didn't even do that properly. It was only a 3 story building. He would have survived only a car ran him over.
What sort of books did he write?
Self-help books... |
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11/19/2005 12:23:52 AM · #298 |
Here we are... at Augusta. Cinderella story out of nowhere.........
(I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me...) |
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11/19/2005 12:28:18 AM · #299 |
Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.....
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11/19/2005 12:29:21 AM · #300 |
Originally posted by Jutilda:
Here we are... at Augusta. Cinderella story out of nowhere.........
(I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me...) |
ITS IN THE HOLE! |
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