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11/05/2005 01:17:05 PM · #1 |
''I'' ''have'' ''to'' ''admit'', ''I'''''m'' ''still'' ''entertaining'' ''myself'' ''with'' ''my'' ''most'' ''recent'' ''challenge'' ''entry'', ''which'' ''also'' ''happens'' ''to'' ''be'' ''my'' ''lowest''-''scoring'' ''entry'' ''to'' ''date''. ''I'' ''laughed'' ''my'' ''arse'' ''off'' ''doing'' ''it'', ''and'' ''so'' ''did'' ''my'' ''brother''-''in''-''law''. ''I'' ''also'' ''found'' ''it'' ''oddly'' ''liberating''. ''I'''''d'' ''like'' ''to'' ''try'' ''to'' ''spread'' ''a'' ''little'' ''liberation'' & ''fun'' ''around'', ''so'' ''here'''''s'' ''the'' ''deal''.
''Shoot'' ''your'' ''version'' ''of'' ''projectile'' ''white''. ''It'' ''can'' ''be'' ''as'' ''identical'' ''as'' ''you'' ''want'', ''or'' ''as'' ''different''. ''Just'' ''make'' ''me'' ''laugh''! ''No'' ''editing'' ''rules'', ''but'' ''use'' ''your'' ''own'' ''photo''(''s'').
''The'' ''winner'' ''gets'' ''the'' ''coveted'' ''Golden'' ''Slippy!
<--- ''challenge'' ''entry''
<--- ''original''
''Contest'' ''ends'' ''Sunday'' ''evening''. :-)
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11/05/2005 01:21:55 PM · #2 |
''man'' ''you'' ''cropped'' ''the'' ''crap''... ''out'' ''of'' ''that''. ''printable'' ''at'' ''roughly'' ''1x3''"
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11/05/2005 01:22:27 PM · #3 |
| ''golden'' ''whaattt''? ''hehehehe'' ''sounds'' ''like'' ''fun''... |
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11/05/2005 01:23:22 PM · #4 |
| ''gawd'' ''slippy''. ''I'' ''coughed'' ''myself'' ''into'' ''puking'' ''4'' ''times'' ''yesterday''. ''And'' ''you'' ''announce'' ''this'' ''today''. ''You'' ''must'' ''have'' ''THE'' ''WORST'' ''timing'' ''in'' ''dpc'' ''history'' :''p'' |
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11/05/2005 01:47:11 PM · #5 |
''Heh'' ''heh''. ''All'' ''four'' ''kids'' ''are'' ''all'' ''over'' ''this''.....
''And'' ''all'' ''I'' ''can'' ''think'' ''of'' ''at'' ''the'' ''moment'' ''is'' - ''Wow'', ''his'' ''potty'' ''is'' ''so'' ''amazingly'' ''CLEAN'' ''and'' ''shiny'', ''they'' ''must'' ''not'' ''have'' ''hard'' ''water'' ''where'' ''he'' ''is''.... ''LOL''
''Kudos'' ''on'' ''your'' ''incredibly'' ''clean'' ''toilet'', ''and'' ''for'' ''thinking'' ''a'' ''little'' ''differently'' ''then'' ''everybody'' ''else''. ''And'' ''thanks'' ''for'' ''putting'' ''in'' ''a'' ''little'' ''fun'' ''where'' ''folks'' ''are'' ''being'' ''much'' ''to'' ''serious'' ''these'' ''days''....
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11/05/2005 02:02:18 PM · #6 |
''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''soup'': ''man'' ''you'' ''cropped'' ''the'' ''crap''... ''out'' ''of'' ''that''. ''printable'' ''at'' ''roughly'' ''1x3''" |
''Well'', ''if'' ''you'' ''really'' ''want'' ''to'' ''buy'' ''a'' ''print'', ''I'' ''could'' ''reshoot'' ''in'' ''closer'' ''for'' ''you''!
;-)
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11/05/2005 02:03:23 PM · #7 |
''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''Strikeslip'': ''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''soup'': ''man'' ''you'' ''cropped'' ''the'' ''crap''... ''out'' ''of'' ''that''. ''printable'' ''at'' ''roughly'' ''1x3''" |
''Well'', ''if'' ''you'' ''really'' ''want'' ''to'' ''buy'' ''a'' ''print'', ''I'' ''could'' ''reshoot'' ''in'' ''closer'' ''for'' ''you''!
;-) |
''For'' ''myself'', ''I'''''ll'' ''just'' ''take'' ''the'' ''wallet'' ''size''. |
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11/05/2005 02:03:35 PM · #8 |
''Good'' ''to'' ''see'' ''there'' ''will'' ''be'' ''some'' ''contestants''!
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11/05/2005 05:47:17 PM · #9 |
''rump
''Message'' ''edited'' ''by'' ''author'' ''2005''-''11''-''05'' ''17'':''47'':''57''.
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11/05/2005 06:27:53 PM · #10 |
''Do'' ''we'' ''actually'' ''have'' ''to'' ''puke'' ''for'' ''this''?
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11/05/2005 06:32:35 PM · #11 |
| ''ok'' ''so'' ''what'' ''exactly'' ''is'' ''the'' ''golden'' ''slippy''??? |
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11/05/2005 08:11:57 PM · #12 |
''I'''''m'' ''in''! ''Let'''''s'' ''get'' ''the'' ''obvious'' ''entry'' ''out'' ''of'' ''the'' ''way'':
''The'' ''Golden'' ''Slippy'' ''is'' ''mine'', ''ALL'' ''MINE''! ''Unless'' ''it'' ''involves'' ''touching'', ''at'' ''which'' ''point'' ''I'' ''use'' ''kpriest'' ''as'' ''a'' ''human'' ''shield''. |
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11/05/2005 09:11:00 PM · #13 |
''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''rikki11'': ''ok'' ''so'' ''what'' ''exactly'' ''is'' ''the'' ''golden'' ''slippy''??? |
''Oh'' ''Rikki'', ''where'' ''have'' ''you'' ''been''? ''The'' ''Golden'' ''Slippy'' ''haz'' ''only'' ''been'' ''awarded'' ''four'' ''times'', ''I'' ''think''... ''If'' ''memory'' ''serves'', ''and'' ''it'' ''isn'''''t'' ''so'' ''good'', ''so'' ''I'' ''reserve'' ''the'' ''right'' ''to'' ''screw'' ''up''...
''1''. ''Alionic'', ''for'' ''a'' ''Photoshop'' ''contest''.
''2''. ''kpriest'', ''for'' ''a'' ''Photoshop'' ''contest''.
''3''. ''kavey'', ''for'' ''donating'' ''photos'' ''to'' ''an'' ''auction'' ''for'' ''charity'' & ''getting'' ''scads'' ''of'' ''cash''.
''4''. ''graphicfunk'', ''for'' ''sending'' ''a'' ''camera'' ''up'' ''to'' ''Joey'' ''Lawrence''.
''So'' ''you'' ''see'', ''the'' ''Golden'' ''slippy'' ''is'' ''quite'' ''rare''. ''If'' ''you'' ''want'' ''to'' ''get'' ''a'' ''look'' ''at'' ''what'' ''might'' ''grace'' ''your'' ''virtual'' ''mantle'' ''piece''... ''feast'' ''your'' ''eyes'' ''on'' ''this''!
''ooooooh''.... ''aaaaaahh
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11/06/2005 12:03:06 AM · #14 |
''I'' ''was'' ''thinking'' ''halfway'' ''out'' ''of'' ''the'' ''box'' ''for'' ''this'' ''one''. ...''maybe'' ''I'' ''was'' ''only'' ''half''-''thinking'' - ''I'' ''can'''''t'' ''remember''. ''All'' ''I'' ''know'' ''is'' ''that'' ''I'' ''need'' ''to'' ''go'' ''take'' ''a'' ''shower'', ''I'''''m'' ''starting'' ''to'' ''curdle''.
''Aye'' ''Carumba'' - ''the'' ''things'' ''I'' ''do'' ''for'' ''these'' ''big'' ''cash'' ''prizes''.
''Message'' ''edited'' ''by'' ''author'' ''2010''-''05''-''11'' ''20'':''22'':''33''. |
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11/06/2005 12:39:54 AM · #15 |
''Okay'', ''I'''''ve'' ''got'' ''to'' ''come'' ''up'' ''with'' ''something'' ''awesome'', '''cause'' ''I'' ''totally'' ''have'' ''to'' ''have'' ''a'' ''Golden'' ''Slippy'' ''award''!
''Gonna'' ''have'' ''to'' ''sleep'' ''on'' ''this'' ''and'' ''get'' ''it'' ''in'' ''last'' ''minute''...
''Everyone'' ''beware'', ''I'''''m'' ''goin''' ''all'' ''out'' ''for'' ''this'' ''one''!
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11/06/2005 12:41:40 AM · #16 |
''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''OdysseyF22'': ''Everyone'' ''beware'', ''I'''''m'' ''goin''' ''all'' ''out'' ''for'' ''this'' ''one''! |
''As'' ''if'' ''to'' ''imply'' ''that'' ''spewing'' ''milk'' ''all'' ''over'' ''one'''''s'' ''own'' ''face'' ''is'' ''not'' ''going'' ''all'' ''out''? ;-''P''
''I'''''m'' ''looking'' ''forward'' ''to'' ''seeing'' ''what'' ''you'' ''come'' ''up'' ''with''. :)
''Message'' ''edited'' ''by'' ''author'' ''2005''-''11''-''06'' ''00'':''41'':''53''. |
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11/06/2005 07:49:02 AM · #17 |
| ''OH'' ''man'' ''Kpriest'', ''that'' ''is'' '''Art' ''man''. '''Art'. ''Roflmao''. |
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11/06/2005 05:27:49 PM · #18 |
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11/06/2005 06:09:41 PM · #19 |
''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''CalliopeKel'': '''Art'. ''Roflmao''. |
''Hmmm''... ''Now'' ''me'' ''thinks'' ''I'' ''might'' ''change'' ''me'' ''username''... |
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11/06/2005 10:52:56 PM · #20 |
''Okay'', ''here'''''s'' ''what'' ''I'' ''got''! ''Hope'' ''you'' ''enjoy'' ;)
''Can'''''t'' ''wait'' ''to'' ''see'' ''who'' ''wins''!
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11/07/2005 07:55:59 AM · #21 |
''OK'', ''now'' ''for'' ''the'' ''results'' ''you'''''ve'' ''all'' ''been'' ''waiting'' ''for''...
''After'' ''minutes'' ''of'' ''painstaking'' ''deliberation'', ''and'' ''only'' ''a'' ''little'' ''disappointment'' ''in'' ''the'' ''lack'' ''of'' ''nudity''...
''The'' "''Golden'' ''Slippy''" ''goes'' ''to'':
''kpriest
''An'' ''impressive'' ''piece'' ''of'' ''artwork''! ''Combining'' ''Projectile'' ''White'' ''with'' ''Sliptych ''was'' ''another'' ''demonstration'' ''of'' ''Ken'''''s'' ''pure'' ''evil''-''genious''. ''The'' ''fact'' ''that'' ''he'' ''got'' ''milk'' ''all'' ''over'' ''his'' ''face'' ''adds'' ''another'' ''dimension'' ''of'' ''cruel'' ''pleasure''. ''I'' ''believe'' "''Triptych''" ''was'' ''chosen'' ''as'' ''this'' ''week'''''s'' ''advanced'' ''challenge'' ''so'' ''Ken'' ''might'' ''get'' ''more'' ''milk'' ''on'' ''his'' ''face'' ''trying'' ''to'' ''reshoot'', ''as'' ''this'' ''is'' ''definitely'' ''a'' ''Ribbon''-''Worthy'' ''shot''. :-''D''
''The'' "''Two''-''Thumbs''-''Up''" ''goes'' ''to'':
''conglet

''The'' "''I'''''ll'' ''Drink'' ''To'' ''That''" ''goes'' ''to'':
''OdysseyF22
''Thanks'', ''everyone'', ''for'' ''taking'' ''part''. ''It'' ''was'' ''fun'' ''to'' ''see'' ''what'' ''your'' ''interpretations'', ''I'' ''laughed'', ''I'' ''cried'', ''I'' ''wondered'' ''where'' ''all'' ''the'' ''nude'' ''depictions'' ''were''. ''Congrats'' ''to'' ''the'' ''winners'', ''you'' ''may'' ''now'' ''hang'' ''your'' ''awards'' ''proudly'' ''on'' ''the'' ''wall'' ''in'' ''your'' ''den''!
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11/07/2005 08:20:31 AM · #22 |
''Slippy'' ''your'' ''toilet'' ''seat'' ''looks'' ''like'' ''its'' ''smiling'' ''in'' ''the'' ''thumbnail'' ''version''. :''D
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11/07/2005 08:26:37 AM · #23 |
''Awe'' ''heck'' ''I'' ''missed'' ''it''!
''I'' ''think'' ''my'' ''9'' ''year'' ''old'' ''has'' ''a'' ''sinus'' ''infection'' ''from'' ''trying'' ''to'' ''make'' ''milk'' ''come'' ''out'' ''his'' ''nose'' ''20'' ''times''...... |
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11/07/2005 08:29:31 AM · #24 |
''Originally'' ''posted'' ''by'' ''notonline'': ''Slippy'' ''your'' ''toilet'' ''seat'' ''looks'' ''like'' ''its'' ''smiling'' ''in'' ''the'' ''thumbnail'' ''version''. :''D'' |
''That'' ''damn'' ''toilet'' ''is'' ''always'' ''laughing'' ''at'' ''my'' ''expense'', ''I'''''ll'' ''have'' ''my'' ''revenge''! ''The'' ''fridge'' ''is'' ''the'' ''problem'', ''though''. ''Sometimes'' ''it'' ''drinks'' ''my'' ''beer'' ''and'' ''re''-''arranges'' ''its'' ''contents''.
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11/07/2005 08:31:24 AM · #25 |
''Ohmygawd''! ''I'' ''can'''''t'' ''believe'' ''it''! ''You'' ''love'' ''me''! ''You'' ''REALLY'' ''REALLY'' ''LOVE'' ''ME''! ''I'' ''have'' ''so'' ''many'' ''people'' ''to'' ''thank'', ''I'' ''don'''''t'' ''know'' ''where'' ''to'' ''begin''. ''I'''''d'' ''like'' ''to'' ''start'' ''by'' ''thanking'' ''my'' ''manager'', ''publicist'' ''and'' ''canine'' ''supervision'' ''expert''. ''You'' ''guys'' ''are'' ''awesome''! ''Nikon'', ''for'' ''allowing'' ''me'' ''to'' ''spend'' ''more'' ''money'' ''than'' ''I'' ''ever'' ''would'' ''have'' ''thought'' ''possible'' ''two'' ''years'' ''ago'' ''so'' ''I'' ''could'' ''photograph'' ''my'' ''toilet'' ''in'' ''such'' ''excruciating'' ''detail''. ''Of'' ''course'' ''Adobe'' ''gets'' ''props'' ''for'' ''producing'' ''software'' ''sophisticated'' ''enough'' ''to'' ''allow'' ''the'' ''complete'' ''removal'' ''by'' ''cloning'' ''of'' ''a'' ''friendly'' ''little'' ''hair'' ''that'' ''otherwise'' ''detracted'' ''from'' ''the'' ''overall'' ''theme'' ''of'' ''the'' ''image''. ''The'' ''fine'' ''folks'' ''at'' ''Mansfield'' ''Ceramics'' ''for'' ''making'' ''such'' ''a'' ''fine'' ''receptacle'' ''into'' ''which'' ''to'' ''pour'' ''that'' ''precious'' ''calcium''-''rich'' ''liquid'' ''that'' ''is'' ''again'' ''being'' ''outstripped'' ''in'' ''price'' ''by'' ''consumer''-''grade'' ''gasoline''. ''I'' ''could'' ''not'' ''have'' ''done'' ''this'' ''without'' ''the'' ''always'' ''excellent'' ''Ajax'' ''dishsoap'' ''which'' ''which'' ''to'' ''whip'' ''the'' ''toilet'' ''water'' ''into'' ''such'' ''a'' ''lather'' ''as'' ''to'' ''provide'' ''an'' ''odd'' ''texture'' ''for'' ''a'' ''bodily'' ''secretion'' ''to'' ''produce''. ''My'' ''third'' ''grade'' ''teacher'', ''Mrs''. ''Hornbeck'' (''now'' ''Mrs''. ''Johnson'' ''as'' ''she'' ''remarried'' ''a'' ''few'' ''years'' ''later'') ''and'' ''high'' ''school'' ''Soccer'' ''coach'' ''Mr''. ''Navarro'' ''who'' ''bestowed'' ''upon'' ''me'' ''the'' ''moniker'' "''rubberlegs''" ''following'' ''which'' ''I'' ''swiched'' ''to'' ''running'' ''Cross'' ''Country'' ''which'' ''took'' ''even'' ''less'' ''skill'' ''to'' ''fail'' ''at''. ''I'' ''Love'' ''You'' ''Mom''! ''My'' ''wonderful'' ''wife'' ''Kelly'', ''who'' ''puts'' ''up'' ''with'' ''me'' ''on'' ''a'' ''primarily'' ''daily'' ''basis'', ''including'' ''being'' ''prevented'' ''from'' ''using'' ''the'' ''only'' ''bathroom'' ''in'' ''the'' ''house'' ''for'' ''an'' ''hour'' ''or'' ''so'' ''while'' ''I'' ''pursue'' ''Coveted'' ''Awards''. ''My'' ''little'' ''girl'', ''who'' ''has'' ''no'' ''idea'' ''what'' ''kind'' ''of'' ''family'' ''she'' ''was'' ''born'' ''into'', ''but'' ''will'' ''undoubtedly'' ''be'' ''mortified'' ''for'' ''the'' ''majority'' ''of'' ''her'' ''school''-''going'' ''years''. ''Shout'' ''out'' ''to'' ''Joey'' - ''I'' ''see'' ''you'' ''over'' ''there''! ''Victory'' ''has'' ''never'' ''tasted'' ''so'' ''sweet''. ''I'''''ll'' ''see'' ''you'' ''next'' ''year'' - ''GOODNIGHT''!
*''Breathes''* |
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