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09/26/2005 08:52:30 PM · #1 |
i would prefer that this thread not devolve into a political rant (although i suspect it will), but a friend of mine sent me this joke this week and it was just too funny not to share.
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands.
Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Message edited by author 2005-09-26 20:52:58. |
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09/26/2005 09:01:36 PM · #2 |
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09/26/2005 09:41:56 PM · #3 |
| hahahaha very funny indeed. |
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09/26/2005 09:45:20 PM · #4 |
Cool. A co-worker showed me the exact same joke this morning. We had a good laugh. Bushisms, gotta love 'em.
Message edited by author 2005-09-26 21:45:31.
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09/26/2005 10:37:44 PM · #5 |
| The first time I heard it, it was a blond asking how many a brazillion was. |
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09/26/2005 11:07:31 PM · #6 |
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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09/26/2005 11:15:08 PM · #7 |
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they just change the standard to darkness.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - its a hardware problem.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can't really change the lightbulb - it has to change itself.
How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why bother? Just lengthen the exposure! |
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09/27/2005 07:21:04 AM · #8 |
| How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb. None, they don't know their in the dark. :) |
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09/27/2005 07:29:57 AM · #9 |
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there. |
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09/27/2005 10:20:34 AM · #10 |
Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
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09/27/2005 09:14:48 PM · #11 |
What's the difference between capitalism and communism?
Under capitalism, man exploits man, while under communism it's the other way around! |
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09/27/2005 11:22:01 PM · #12 |
Q. How do you keep a liberal uninformed?
A. Take away their New York Times.
Q. How do you keep a liberal misinformed?
A. Give it back. |
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