I'm getting way too rich. What ever will I do with all this money? Anyone else been inundated with lottery winnings? This is my latest winfall:
MICROSOFT EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMME
REF:
SEP/2318786648/05
BATCH: 06/110/PNL
WINNING
NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the result
of the microsoft Promotion
International programs held on the 22nd
september, 2005. Your e-mail address
attached to ticket number
80552800999-111 with serial number 3176-95 drew
lucky numbers 7-6-00-
3377-05 which consequently won in the 1st
category, you have therefore
been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$1,000,000.(One Million
Dollars)CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we
ask that you keep your
winning information confidential untill your
claims has been processed and
your money remitted into your account.
This is part of our security
protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants All participants
were selected through a computer
ballot system drawn from over 100,000
company and 50,000,000 individual
email addresses and names from all
over the world. This promotional
program take`s place every three
years. We hope with part of your
winning you will take part in our end
of year 50 million Dollars
international promotion.
To file for your
claim,please contact our fiduciary agent
Mr.Stefan van Dijk,
Tel:+31-
611447805
Email:trustinvestor@walla.com
Daalwerk 100
1102LKl Amsterdam
The Netherlands
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than
two weeks.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the
next stake
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications
please remember to quote your reference number and batch
numbers in all
correspondence. Furthermore,should there be any change
of address do
inform your agent as soon as possible. Congratulations
once more! from our
members of staff and thank you for being part of
our promotional
program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is
automatically disqualified.
To file for your claim,please contact you
fiduciary agent
Mr.Stefan van Dijk,
Tel:+31-611447805
Email:
trustinvestor@walla.com
Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Mariska Nowak.
(Promotion Co-ordinator)
Oh darn, I just disqualified myself.
Message edited by author 2005-09-24 14:36:42.
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