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09/16/2005 05:30:42 AM · #1 |
A tounge in cheek look at lenses
my favorite part
Standard zooms (35-70mm, 28-105mm, 35-135mm, etc.): Used for taking pictures in bright light—mainly snapshots, scenics, cars, travel pictures, semi-naked women, underexposed pictures, and pictures blasted by uncontrolled on-camera flash. Evidently very useful for clichés. Sometimes used to remove interchangeability feature from interchangeable-lens cameras
//www.photo.net/mjohnston/column57/
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09/16/2005 05:46:42 AM · #2 |
Hehe, thanks for the link.
IS (Canon) or VR (Nikon) standard telephoto zoom: Same as above, but for photographers who drink lotsa coffee and/or do crank. |
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09/16/2005 05:51:13 AM · #3 |
ROFL... This one matches a friend of mine who hassles me at every chance over my expensive glass habit:
Slow 180mm or 200mm prime: Lightweight and easy to carry. May project a certain “image,” i.e. that you are poor or cheap.
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09/16/2005 09:19:47 AM · #4 |
That is awesome!
This one made me laugh out loud:
Macros/micros: Flowers, bugs, eyeballs, eyelashes, small products, tchotchkes. Dew-covered spider webs, frost patterns on windowpanes. Great hobby lenses, as macro photographers are among the only happy photo enthusiasts. Also much utilized by photography buffs who like to test lenses. |
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09/16/2005 09:24:52 AM · #5 |
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09/16/2005 10:54:38 AM · #6 |
"IS (Canon) or VR (Nikon) standard telephoto zoom: Same as above, but for photographers who drink lotsa coffee and/or do crank"
That was great....thanx
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09/16/2005 06:32:42 PM · #7 |
bump
for the other side of the world
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09/16/2005 06:40:36 PM · #8 |
| thats funny, cept his baggin on the fisheye. I got my first magazine photo published with my fisheye, and it was an interior of a building shot! no known uses...pshhh |
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