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09/08/2005 04:44:54 PM · #1


Oh monkey butt monkey butt
Fluffy puffy monkey butt
Creamy centre full of crutt
Strut your stuff you silly slut

next verse...
09/08/2005 04:49:08 PM · #2
Damnit!!!! there goes another keyboard!!!

*Note to self: Never drink soda while browsing the forums.
09/08/2005 04:51:00 PM · #3
No posts allowed unless accompanied by a verse. Well, except this post, but then that's it!
:-P
09/08/2005 04:57:42 PM · #4
i really think the monkey butt poem should be dedicated to me Slippy.

Monkey Butt in Haiku

My Dear Moneky Butt.
Manifesting My Disdain.
With Ketchup Tastes Best.

edit - spelled (spelt?) haiku wrong!!

Message edited by author 2005-09-08 16:58:49.
09/08/2005 04:57:46 PM · #5
Monkey Butt, Oh monkey butt,
I seen you over by his hut,
Monkey butt, you little slut,
Your pinkness is above the cut.

09/08/2005 05:02:21 PM · #6
Alright then...

Monkey Butt, Oh Monkey butt
Show us to your smelly hut
Where we can share some brazil nuts
And watch a movie, perhaps uncut.
09/08/2005 05:03:54 PM · #7
ya'll need help...
09/08/2005 05:13:50 PM · #8
Monkey Butt, Oh Monkey butt
Why are you in such a rut?
Stop playing with your flabby gut
No more of those Braizian Nuts
09/08/2005 05:42:11 PM · #9
Originally posted by BradP:

ya'll need help...


Hey! you aren't cameraless anymore! Yay!
09/08/2005 05:47:00 PM · #10
Trifle not in the ways of the monkey butt. You are naught but a helpless human worm baby and are not immune to the face melting germy effects of such as the monkey butt. Two words: Moist towelette...
09/08/2005 05:51:07 PM · #11
The monkey perched his butt on a bucket
He spied a daisy and thought "should I pluck it?"
From his butt shot a pie...
Something splashed in his eye...
He exclaimed--Well it rhymes with Nantucket!
09/08/2005 05:53:07 PM · #12
When I see monkey butt upon the page
I feel myself slide into mirthless rage
almost against my will; what sort of fool
posts pink, bright monkey butt up like a jewel
to be admired by all? And who are YOU,
who laugh to see such hemmorhoidal glue?

Robt.
09/08/2005 06:02:08 PM · #13
Originally posted by Strikeslip:


Oh monkey butt monkey butt
Fluffy puffy monkey butt
Creamy centre full of crutt
Strut your stuff you silly slut


Wipe that smile from off you face
Then wipe some more another place
Swish and swagger as you pace
I feel it squish when we embrace.

Not once butt twice, I think of you
Flinging fast your monkey poo
I chortle, snort and say 'Who?'
'Who can top that butt so rouge?'

Now your gone and I say sadly
'Come back Monkey!" I love you madly!
To me there is no other, Bradly,
I will love you always...gladly!
09/13/2005 06:11:06 PM · #14
Oh monkey butt oh monkey butt
I am wondering where are your nutts!

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