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07/04/2005 10:57:32 AM · #1 |
I do not care.
We were searching the local paper online for parade schedule's this morning when we came across their 10 Commandments of July 4. It was actually funny so I thought I would post them for you here...
The 10 Commandments of July 4
• Light not thy fireworks in fields of dry brush, nor in thy dwelling-place, nor in thy vehicle.
• Put not thy sparkler in thy eye, nor in the eye of thy neighbor.
• Put not fireworks in the hands of babes.
• Discharge not thy firearms in celebratory glee.
• Put not charcoal briquettes in thy gas grill.
• Drive, and drink not. Drink, and drive not.
• Park not in forbidden zones at parades and fireworks shows.
• Wear not immodest clothes if thine flesh be unsightly.
• Leave not thy potato salad in the sun.
• Put not ketchup on thy frankfurter.
Beacon News staff
7/4/05
Message edited by author 2005-07-04 10:58:14.
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