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03/03/2005 01:37:03 PM · #26 |
STEVEN WRIGHT, STEVEN WRIGHT, STEVEN WRIGHT!!!!!!!
he is the best here's a link to such great quotes as
"I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child"
"I met her at Macy's. She was shopping... I was putting Slinky's on the escalator."
"Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em"
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?"
and many more 1 of my favs.- "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."
and there are soo many more
//www.freemaninstitute.com/Wright.htm
//www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/SteveQuotes.html
//www.med.ufl.edu/anatomy/todd/wrightquotes.html
_bran(dead pan humor is the best)do_
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03/03/2005 01:41:03 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by fotodude:
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts." |
This one is he best by far.
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03/03/2005 02:26:06 PM · #28 |
Interviewer: So, tell us a little about yourself. Are you married?
Guest: Oh, no! Husbands are so demanding... They want to know who you're dating...
-Taken from a '60s comedy album called "What Month Were You Born?" |
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