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01/28/2005 10:54:17 AM · #1
I went out today to buy a pair of camouflage trousers.

But I couldn't see any.

:D

Friday time = joke time yay!

01/28/2005 11:03:55 AM · #2
Oy.... ;-O
01/28/2005 11:07:40 AM · #3
I'm laughing -- but only because it is Friday! ;-)
01/28/2005 11:14:07 AM · #4
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
01/28/2005 11:36:44 AM · #5
Tom Brady died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They
came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Tom felt special and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold
sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag. And in
every window, a Terrible towel.
Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."
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