Several men are cleaning up in the locker room after a
round of golf. A cell phone sitting on the bench rings, a
guy picks it up and engages the hands-free speaker as he's
towelling off. Everyone else in the locker room stops to
listen. (Of course).
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Hi honey, I'm at the mall and found this really
great leather jacket for only $4,500.00 dollars. Can I get
it?"
MAN: "Sure sweetie, if you like it so much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped at the Porsche dealer this morning
and saw a new Cabriolet that I really, really liked."
MAN: How much?"
WOMAN: "The salesman said $85,000.00."
MAN: " Ok, if thats really the one you've been wanting,
then go ahead."
WOMAN: "Thanks darling....Oh, by the way, that new house we
saw last weekend? Remember, the one I really, really
wanted? Well its back on the market for only $ 975,000.00."
MAN: "It is? Well, if thats really the one you want, go
ahead and make them an offer of $ 925,000.00."
WOMAN: "You are such a dollface. Thanks honey! Love you,
g'bye."
MAN: " Goodbye sweetheart."
The man then puts the cell phone back down on the bench and
very calmly finishes drying off as the other guys are
staring at him in astonishment.
He then looks around and says:
"Anybody know who's phone this is?"
Gotta' Love the Cell Phone!
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