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02/07/2014 06:03:32 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Go. And during the pitch, tell them you are very interested, but will have to wait until you finished serving your 5-10 year prison term that starts when you return. |
make that "...prison term for fraud. By the way, do you take checks?" |
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02/07/2014 06:07:15 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by Neil:
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Go. And during the pitch, tell them you are very interested, but will have to wait until you finished serving your 5-10 year prison term that starts when you return. |
make that "...prison term for fraud. By the way, do you take checks?" |
I love it! |
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02/07/2014 06:32:44 PM · #28 |
LOL yeah,  frisca's a prosecutor, so heed her wisdom well young man!! |
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02/07/2014 06:35:49 PM · #29 |
I've been reading the stories on that complaints website. Seriously, I couldn't imagine myself wasting an hour of my life being put under sales stress to buy something I don't want, for the sake of a 3 day cruise on dates I can't even pick and to which I have to make a contribution?
I'd run a mile from something like that. |
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02/07/2014 07:40:15 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by JH:
I've been reading the stories on that complaints website. Seriously, I couldn't imagine myself wasting an hour of my life being put under sales stress to buy something I don't want, for the sake of a 3 day cruise on dates I can't even pick and to which I have to make a contribution?
I'd run a mile from something like that. |
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02/07/2014 08:10:16 PM · #31 |
I have a friend who used to love going head to head with the Time Share people. He would get whatever was on offer and wind them up so much they were so glad when he left. He was quite brilliant at it.
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02/07/2014 08:35:14 PM · #32 |
Originally posted by MikeO:
I have a friend who used to love going head to head with the Time Share people. He would get whatever was on offer and wind them up so much they were so glad when he left. He was quite brilliant at it. |
Perhaps think of it as SPAM delivered in person ... |
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02/07/2014 11:19:05 PM · #33 |
I can tell you how I feel about cruises... If I ever win one I will gladly give it away to anyone who wants it.
Ray |
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02/07/2014 11:56:23 PM · #34 |
Originally posted by RayEthier:
I can tell you how I feel about cruises... If I ever win one I will gladly give it away to anyone who wants it.
Ray |
I'm first on the list, then... DIBS! DIBS! |
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02/08/2014 12:04:24 AM · #35 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by RayEthier:
I can tell you how I feel about cruises... If I ever win one I will gladly give it away to anyone who wants it.
Ray |
I'm first on the list, then... DIBS! DIBS! |
You are first on the list for any and all North or South American cruises. Unfortunately, if the cruises are in Europe, then I fear that  Beetle already has dibs on those.
Ray |
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02/08/2014 12:06:07 AM · #36 |
Originally posted by RayEthier:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by RayEthier:
I can tell you how I feel about cruises... If I ever win one I will gladly give it away to anyone who wants it.
Ray |
I'm first on the list, then... DIBS! DIBS! |
You are first on the list for any and all North or South American cruises. Unfortunately, if the cruises are in Europe, then I fear that Beetle already has dibs on those.
Ray |
No fair! She doesn't LIVE here, so it's a trip for her! |
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02/08/2014 01:18:42 AM · #37 |
Quit arguing. I just inherited 9.5 Million. If you're nice, I'll divvy it up when I receive it
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS TRANSFER / AUDIT
UNIT UNITED NATION(WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT
AND TRANSFERS.Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027
ATTN: BENEFICIARY,
RE: VERIFICATION AND APPROVAL OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE.
FROM THE RECORDS OF OUTSTANDING FUNDS DUE FOR IMMEDIATE PAYMENT, YOUR NAME/PARTICULARS WAS DISCOVERED AS NEXT ON THE APPROVED LIST.
I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS BEING PROCESSED AND FROM THE RECORD IN MY FILE, THE TOTAL SUM OF US$9.5M HAVE BEEN APPROVED ON YOUR BEHALF FOR THE FINAL QUARTER OF THIS 2013 FISCAL YEAR.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE HAVE ASSIGNED THE CITI BANK,TO HANDLE ALL RELATED TRANSACTIONS TO AVOID FURTHER COMPLAIN FROM BENEFICIARIES ABOUT INCESSANT TAXES, FEES AND LEVIES.
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02/08/2014 01:37:49 AM · #38 |
Originally posted by Neil:
Quit arguing. I just inherited 9.5 Million. If you're nice, I'll divvy it up when I receive it
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Did I ever tell you that you are my bestest friend. :O)
Ray |
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02/08/2014 02:10:19 AM · #39 |
| ...thanks for the trip ex........... |
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02/08/2014 02:13:05 AM · #40 |
Originally posted by Neil:
Quit arguing. I just inherited 9.5 Million. If you're nice, I'll divvy it up when I receive it
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS TRANSFER / AUDIT
UNIT UNITED NATION(WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT
AND TRANSFERS.Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027
ATTN: BENEFICIARY,
RE: VERIFICATION AND APPROVAL OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE.
FROM THE RECORDS OF OUTSTANDING FUNDS DUE FOR IMMEDIATE PAYMENT, YOUR NAME/PARTICULARS WAS DISCOVERED AS NEXT ON THE APPROVED LIST.
I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR PAYMENT IS BEING PROCESSED AND FROM THE RECORD IN MY FILE, THE TOTAL SUM OF US$9.5M HAVE BEEN APPROVED ON YOUR BEHALF FOR THE FINAL QUARTER OF THIS 2013 FISCAL YEAR.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, WE HAVE ASSIGNED THE CITI BANK,TO HANDLE ALL RELATED TRANSACTIONS TO AVOID FURTHER COMPLAIN FROM BENEFICIARIES ABOUT INCESSANT TAXES, FEES AND LEVIES.
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Forget it. Read the fine print: "YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO SIT THROUGH A ONE HOUR SALES PITCH ON A VACATION TIMESHARE." Apparently not worth it. |
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