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05/09/2011 01:24:57 PM · #26
Originally posted by Simms:

Originally posted by GeneralE:

Originally posted by Simms:

"Can you photoshop my eyes from another group shot?"

Yeah sure, which one? The one where you are looking above me?

I'd try using those -- if you can add a vertical flip perhaps she'll look either demure or abashed ... ;-)


Nope.. gonna leave em in so her shame and inability to look at a camera will follow her forever - or until the divorce. I can imagine 8 years from now

"Mummy - why aren`t you looking at the camera in these photos?"

"Well you see sweety pie - I find it really hard to follow the most basic of frickin` instructions..."

"Awww mummy, they make you look retarded..."

"Thats why Daddy left me.."


I think you should use the same techniques the Crazy Doll Lady uses.
05/09/2011 02:23:41 PM · #27
A technique I use to get the subject(s) to look at the camera is to make a loud screeching noise, duck quack, or fart noise. The wife gets all embarrassed and hates it when I do it. It's for wildlife photography during hikes, or sometimes at the zoo, but may also work on bridezillas.
05/09/2011 02:23:44 PM · #28
Originally posted by Simms:

..you`re all idiots..

Just so you know.



Bit of a blanket statement! :-/

Sorry you had a rough one.
05/09/2011 02:24:50 PM · #29
.... or maybe a Twinkie taped to the top of your lens...?
05/09/2011 02:48:19 PM · #30
Originally posted by Adz:

You can't really expect essex girls to know any wiser ;-)


Hertfordshire actually ;) I`m national.

Message edited by author 2011-05-09 14:48:35.
05/09/2011 02:54:33 PM · #31
Originally posted by ScooterMcNutty:

Originally posted by PuppyDogMom:

Well that does it. I'm never going to do a wedding...


not everyone is as stupid as that. The wedding i did turned out really nice and i had to deal with 2 other photographers taking pictures at the same time. ok that was irritating. really irritating. BUT!!! not all weddings are absolutley horrible... lol

I would suggest doing one. and then you can decide what you think about weddings ;P

I'm sorry simms that your bride was like that. That really sucks... :( did you get ANY good shots?


Yeah, I got quite a few, even the portraits/formals of the couple were hard - sometimes one just gets a Bride & Groom who can`t "get into" each other - they just look awkward together - and its days like that when shooting weddings is really hard - however on the flipside - the day before I had a Bride & Groom who were REALLY into each other and the photos have come out incredible - Also the couple from this weekend were really really sweet - attractive, VERY much in love and really comfortable in front of a camera - made my life so much easier and as a result some cracking photography.
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